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    Draft Simulator Makes YOU the GM....Try your hand at selecting players for the Skins!

    in The Stadium

    Posted · Edited by E-Dog Night

    Your score is: 3061 (Drafting Ability: C+, Player Quality A, Future Draft Picks: N/A)

    Your Picks:

    Round 2 Pick 21 (CINN): Jonathan Cyprien, SS, Florida International (A)

    Round 3 Pick 23: Bacarri Rambo, FS, Georgia (A)

    Round 4 Pick 22: Chris Faulk, OT, LSU (C+)

    Round 4 Pick 26 (SEA): A.J. Klein, ILB, Iowa State (A)

    Round 5 Pick 5 (SEA): Adrian Bushell, CB, Louisville (A)

    Round 5 Pick 8 (NYJ): Brandon Sharpe, OLB, Syracuse (E)

    Round 5 Pick 21: Brian Schwenke, C, California (A)

    Round 5 Pick 29: D.J. Hayden, CB, Houston (A)

    Round 6 Pick 23: Denard Robinson, WR, Michigan ©

    Round 6 Pick 26 (SEA): Dennis Johnson, RB, Arkansas (D-)

    Round 7 Pick 22: Colby Cameron, QB, Louisiana Tech (D)

    ---------- Post added March-25th-2013 at 09:09 PM ----------

    Wow.

    That is an awesome draft.

    That websites draft machine is really, really broken.

    No doubt. Matt Elam falling to the third round? Not bloody likely. He'll be a steal in the 2nd. Bacarri Rambo falling to the third round (like he did for me) will not happen either.

    Annual "Where Do I Watch Games Thread"

    in The Stadium

    Posted

    will any of these sites work on my iphone? either firstrow sports or ustvnow.com? Going to need to stream the game on my phone driving back from NY on dec23rd (i know its a while away...but need to be prepared!)

    I have tried to use firstrowsports on my iPhone and it definitely does NOT work. They say they are trying to make a working mobile site so stay tuned, but as of right now, no.

    **** the Cowboys

    in Around the NFL

    Posted

    As far as I am concerned, the entire state of Texas can **** itself from here to eternity, starting right up the putrid ******* of the state known as Dallas. I hope a mother****ing F-284 tornado 100 miles wide sweeps through the state and finishes its journey at that new **** stained toilet bowl of a stadium, swallows it whole like a French whore, and spits it out all over Jerry Jones' front yard.

    I don't really mean any of that, it was just fun to write.

    The Own3d Thread.(Keep it clean)

    in The Tailgate

    Posted

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    The Own3d Thread.(Keep it clean)

    in The Tailgate

    Posted · Edited by E-Dog Night

    :rotflmao:

    I COULDN'T LAST TEN SECONDS!!!!

    "Earlier today I had two friends over: one regular one, and one Indian one."

    I busted out laughing. I'm afraid to watch the remaining 9+ minutes.

    Here's what you missed.

    "She's from India, which is like an African country in Asia."

    "I am not African!"

    "Why are you so dark then?"

    Honestly, I think this has to be fake. No one could be that stupid.

    The Own3d Thread.(Keep it clean)

    in The Tailgate

    Posted

    Terrorism Preparedness Guide

    The U.S. government has a new website, Ready.gov. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.

    The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations:

    expl_vis_dont_run.gif

    If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.

    expl_vis_shout.gif

    If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

    expl_vis_open_door.gif

    If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

    bio_vis_substance.gif

    If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

    expl_vis_flashlight.gif

    Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

    vis_chem_wash.gifThe proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.

    expl_vis_cover_nose.gif

    Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the f*** away.

    vis_chem_area.gif

    Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.

    expl_vis_closed_door.gif

    If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

    expl_vis_table.gif

    If your building collapses, give yourself a bl*wj*b while waiting to be rescued.

    vis_rad_time3.gif

    Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile.

    nuc_vis_building.gif

    After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

    vis_high_windows.gif

    If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that s**t.

    http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blductandcover.htm

    The Own3d Thread.(Keep it clean)

    in The Tailgate

    Posted

    I think the fact that the same sentence has "George Bush" and "Intelligence" in it is real ironic. :laugh:

    Not just that, but a center of intelligence named after Bush...the height of irony.

    Think "The Bill Clinton Center for libido willpower."

    But yes, the building is named after George I. I've driven by that sign maybe a hundred times. It's on route 123 in McLean, VA. Almost drove off the road in a fit of hysterical laughter the first time I saw it.

    The Own3d Thread.(Keep it clean)

    in The Tailgate

    Posted

    He's playing twelve simultaneous hands of texas hold'em online and on four different screens. in the top right screen he is tracking the tables.

    Sweet Jesus. I don't even know what to say about that. Remind me never to play online Texas hold 'em. Dude probably doesn't get a whole lot of sun.

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