Morning Wood

"Monsters"

saw it on Showtime this weekend.. indie movie about giant alien monsters in Mexico..

You were way too kind with your review. Waaaay too kind.

When the wife and I get a weekend night free, we often head to walmart or somethin and go dvd shoppin. I pick one, she picks one. I tend to go after stuff I've been wanting to see, she tends to pick stuff that "looks interesting'.

She picked that one.

We watched that whole ****ing thing, thinking "Its just GOT to get better, right?!!". Well, it doesn't. About the fourth time the camera followed yet another 5 minute, quiet, no dialogue havin, artsy introspective vehicle ride, with NOTHING happening, I threw my wife out a window.

Ok, I'll play. Here's me tryin to be a rockstar.