More about the moon hoax

[Kilmer17]

This may or may not be urban myth. But it's still funny as hell.

When Neil Armstrong landed he uttered the famous 1 small.... but when he was getting back in the ship he said the following "Good luck Mr. Gorsky, wherever you are". For years he wouldnt reveal what it meant. Speculation it was a good luck wish to a Russian Cosmonaut but it was never verified.

Finally in the mid 80s, Armstrong was on a talk show (dont know which one) and was asked again about his remarks. He said that Mr. Gorsky had passed away and he could now tell the story.

When he was a kid, he was playing baseball in his backyard with his friends and hit the ball into his neighbors yard (The Gorsky's). While he retrieving the ball he heard the Gorsky's yelling at each other. As he got closer to listen, he heard the following.

"ORAL SEX???? YOU WANT ORAL SEX???? I TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL GIVE YOU ORAL SEX THE DAY THE ARMSTRONG KID WALKS ON THE MOON!!"