Jacoah

Who predicted Romo would be hurt again within two games? Welp, he's hurt. Heading to the locker room with what appears to be a left shoulder injury.

All this talk about the Cowturds' potential to make the playoffs after Romo's return and he's already thrown three INTs in the first half, two of which were pick 6's. LOL. LOVE IT! **** the Cowboys!!

An article on NFL.COM mentions the Cowboys as a team that could emerge as a paloff contender if they're able to beat the Panthers. Guess who they DON'T mention as having a chance to make the paloffs.

Q2

- 14:05: Illegal Touch called on Reed despite it being an incomplete throw. Flag is thrown VERY late. Stalls the drive and forces Redskins to punt. During the punt, kicker is run into by Philly defender. Commentators notice it, no penalty called, no replay shown.

 

My son actually noticed this one. I wasn't paying attention to the play when he blurted out, "What the heck? No flag for running into the kicker?" You know the refs are inept when even a nine-year-old spots the penalty from the comfort of my living room. 

I'm LMAO so hard at #1694 that I'm crying. This is one of the few threads on this message board that has never gotten old for me. I LOL every time I open it.

Is there some NFL stipulation that states that every season at least one cowboys player is required to be inducted into the Hall of Fame? Moreover, it is seemingly impossible to find former HoF inductees who are NOT Cowboys players to talk about their moment during coverage of the HoF. Christ....I have to sit here, watch NFLN coverage and try to decipher Emmitt Smith as he tries to untangle his tongue and articulate the thoughts rattling around in his head. I get a headache every time he opens up his dumb ****ing mouth. 

We're NOT who we thought we were. PALOFFS IS NOW!

My very first attempt.

This is a fake Paloffs is Now thread. 

 

Someone needs to go back and find the original Paloffs is Now thread.  Who will accept the challenge? Given all these underlines, I vote for Larry.

My search for the original paloffs thread has turned up nothing.

I posted "paloffs is now" in another thread today, but in reality the appropriate time to break it out is when the Skins win a game to move to 4-6 and creep within two games of the last wild card slot.

There's never an appropriate time to break this thread out. But I was feeling frisky, so I bumped it for old time's sake.

PALOFF'S IS NOW! Resistance is futile!

Thanks Hail1victory. That gif of drunk Eli on the treadmill has had me in stitches. I've needed a really good laugh since I've been up late working on a project for one of my classes. :ols: