headexplode

there is no God

Oh, yeah? Prove it.

From "NYT - My Ex-Gay Friend"

Come see me on Sunday, I'll give you the full pitch.

From the People say- ""I am Christian"; so?" thread.

Can't wait till Saturday to have my mouth urinated in again

I know the feeling.

From the "Radiohead's New Album . . ." thread.

Obama is Hitler thread.

:laugh: :laugh:

Coming from Zguy, that's funny in so many ways.

I'd rather be gay ****ing.

I always knew you were a homo.

From the Christian license plates in South Carolina thread.

What I'm really fighting for, is the right of gay men to marry as many 14 year old BOYS as they can fit into their closet.

I'm for gay marriage, and polygamy, individually, but I'm also for combining them. I'm for homosexual-pedophiliac-polygamy.

This was too easy.

From the gays/polygamists/child rapists thread.

I'd like to screw that slut until her ears bleed

Whoa, Jumbo, that's a little harsh, isn't it?

From the "Employee fired for having a Confederate Flag on his truck" thread

Summoning my best cranky old pastor voice...

"Not 'God bless headexplode,' God **** headexplode!'" :laugh:

:laugh:

Sarcasm can be a double-edged sword on a message board.

nothing Wright said was that bad. It's no big deal. There's no REASON for him to denounce anything.

I completely agree with you, HH.

From the "Obama denounces Wright thread"

usually the threads will simply degenerate into a partisan bicker-fest, and that's where I get off.

From the Sourpusses thread. (Should it be Sourpussi?)

Hot. Weird, but hot.

microwaving your baby is such a turn-on.

From the "man who microwaves a baby and then has sex..." thread.

ES made me turn gay. Now that you've got Sunday's free, wanna grab coffee?

The ExtremeSkins turned me off to religion thread.

I'm proud that you finally came out. We should have a "Freedom Party" to celebrate.

gay marriage thread

:laugh:

I just knew when this thread was bumped it was going to be that line.

Believe me, a good rubdown after spending three or four hours. . . getting beaten on. . .feels WONDERFUL.

Burgold's NPR feature thread about men getting pampered for Valentine's Day.

Is there any left from your guys' Anal Daisy Chain?

From the "Mission Accomplished" anniversary thread.

You know, I didn't consider Jumbo an anal daisy chain kind of guy.

And I refuse to do the Seinfeld joke.

take out a syringe and squirt some bloody urine into his mouth.

From the Disgusting Stories thread. Hilarious in any context.

Senate Approves Iraq War Funding Bill With Timeline for Troop Pullout thread

Nothing but love HE, I just always wanted to post one in here.

It's all in good fun.

You mean you weren't serious?

No, I was, I was.

I think my statements are funnier in context.