Ladies and Gents, At long last, it's that time again. The 2016-2017 NFL season is upon us. It's that joyous time of year where we spend Sundays and Mondays collectively gathered around the TV, drink copious amounts of alcohol, simultaneously cheer loudly while also screaming obscenities, and watch 22 men clash in gladiatorial arenas for our viewing pleasure. Say goodbye to productive weekends and date night with the spouse. Church? I'll go next week. Kids? Go out and play; Daddy's busy.