twa Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 I find those averages hard to believe, if it lasts no longer than that my wife claims it is not worth cleaning up after. I think they need to develop a drug to help the REST of your body keep up.....Nothing like a good cramp to delay orgasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 I hope the TV companies start making longer commercials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenmdixon Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Originally posted by redman How delayed is it? Does it suddenly happen when you're in the car on the way to work the next day? Oh my. Now that would be a traffic nightmare, now wouldn't it? Would they call in hazmat for that? Originally posted by redman Does that mean that if you're bad at math, you're bad at sex? Nope. :geek: Originally posted by richard saunders When are they gonna come up with some sex drugs for women?? They have. It's got this great name...lots of upside.... FOREPLAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohioskins Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Why????? I have enough trouble fitting it in during halftime of the Monday night game as it is. So, now I can have a four hour hardon anytime during a 36 hour period and to top it off it will last longer during. That shoots my hole weekend.....:quickie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoCalMike Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Doesn't the amount of sex you have tend to factor into the amount of time it takes to orgasm? Like the more you have it, the more desensitized you become, and if you haven't had sex in a year or something, then the next time you do, you are more likely to pop faster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateCitySkin Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 You don't need medication -- Just rub some tiger balm on your berries and you'll be good to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Originally posted by redman How delayed is it? Does it suddenly happen when you're in the car on the way to work the next day? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :rotflmao: This is undoubtedly the best response that could have been made. Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Originally posted by richard saunders When are they gonna come up with some sex drugs for women?? I love sex..........can't say I need any kind of drug. Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Women above the age of 60 that were peeved off at viagra are going to go bonkers now... Hmmm, i'd take it, women always come back if you don't "finish" the 1st time... So far they've considered it a challenge and actually bring it up as a concerned topic... or at least so i've heard.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riggins44 Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Originally posted by ChocolateCitySkin You don't need medication -- Just rub some tiger balm on your berries and you'll be good to go. Rub some tiger balm on your berries and you'll be good to go...to the hospital that is! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Since my wife is pregnant, it seems that all my orgasms will be delayed... no drug needed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Originally posted by codeorama Since my wife is pregnant, it seems that all my orgasms will be delayed... no drug needed... delayed for quite some time they will be. if she isn't on the PUP list yet, i suggest getting it while you can. those last couple months of pregnancy, combined w/ the minimum 6 wk. wait post-partum, combined w/ the fact that even then you're not back to "normal," all that added up is a *#%*U(%#er. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Originally posted by dviands delayed for quite some time they will be. if she isn't on the PUP list yet, i suggest getting it while you can. those last couple months of pregnancy, combined w/ the minimum 6 wk. wait post-partum, combined w/ the fact that even then you're not back to "normal," all that added up is a *#%*U(%#er. :laugh: Sucks to be me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard saunders Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Originally posted by dviands delayed for quite some time they will be. if she isn't on the PUP list yet, i suggest getting it while you can. those last couple months of pregnancy, combined w/ the minimum 6 wk. wait post-partum, combined w/ the fact that even then you're not back to "normal," all that added up is a *#%*U(%#er. Isn't that why Gore made the Internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Originally posted by richard saunders Isn't that why Gore made the Internet? makes sense to me. it's also why k-y made warming liquid.:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohioskins Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Originally posted by codeorama Since my wife is pregnant, it seems that all my orgasms will be delayed... no drug needed... Code I feel your pain my wife and I just had our 2nd child on April 25, 2005........ I'm currently in the six week transitional phase. This is the hardest (pun intended) phase of all. Your wife walks around with her life giving forces hanging out and you stare at the calander waiting for that eagerly anticipated 6 week medical visit. 12 more days:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonsofwashington Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Sounds like a blue ball disaster waiting to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 Originally posted by richard saunders When are they gonna come up with some sex drugs for women?? Originally posted by jenmdixon They have. It's got this great name...lots of upside.... FOREPLAY. I'm afraid that that's not covered by my insurance plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmic Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 who would need this pill anyway? my aim is to keep giving women the best 3&1/4th minutes of their lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannon2 Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 I've used this drug!! Except when I used it they called it Whiskey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 Originally posted by ohioskins Code I feel your pain my wife and I just had our 2nd child on April 25, 2005........ I'm currently in the six week transitional phase. This is the hardest (pun intended) phase of all. Your wife walks around with her life giving forces hanging out and you stare at the calander waiting for that eagerly anticipated 6 week medical visit. 12 more days:doh: :laugh: :laugh: Thanks for giving me something to look forward too....:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 Originally posted by jenmdixon They have. It's got this great name...lots of upside.... FOREPLAY. how'd golf come up in this conversation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 Boortz, on his show, was inviting people to e-mail him with suggested names for the drug. He read one e-mail he got on the subject I don't have any names to suggest for this drug, but it's been a long time coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenmdixon Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 Originally posted by redman I'm afraid that that's not covered by my insurance plan. Ah, yes. But in certain situations, it may be tax-deductible. Check with your tax advisor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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