Cannon2 Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Who do you think would win in a fight between 40 midgets and 1 Lion. Make your own mental picture and then follow the link. 40 midgets v. 1 Lion Wanna choose again? ***This is fake, but who do you think would really win?*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Man, tripod breaks all the best news storys. The only thing missing from that made up story is that the midgets were slathered in BBQ sauce before the fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 I would win in the first round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Originally posted by BG I would win in the first round. And I'd take Westbrook for chump change. He'll go down in 20 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomar Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 damn, scooped again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Originally posted by BG He'll go down in 20 seconds. You must have me confused with some of the women in your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BG Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Originally posted by Westbrook36 You must have me confused with some of the women in your life. ow. nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Depends on how well-armed the midgets are and how hungry the lion is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herrmag Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Originally posted by Westbrook36 You must have me confused with some of the women in your life. Excellent come back!!! Oh, but btw, :eaglesuck Sorry, you are an eagles fan:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. S Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 this reminds me of that show on fox, 'man vs. beast', who can pull a truck faster, 44 'little people' or an elephant. Funny thing is, I like how they were being PC with 'little people', yet the show overall was pretty bad, especially how they had a Kodiak Bear v. a Japanese dude in a hot dog eating contest, and had an American flag behind the bear and a Japanese flag behind the dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 Turn the midgets and the lion loose in a large area of wilderness, say in Africa, and my money is on the midgets. (Even more so if you're talking about 40 cave men.) (My personal theory is that there's a reason lions leave people alone. It's because the lions that picked fights with people died.) However, as I understand the theory of "how did man get to be the top of the food chain with such a wimpy set of natural weapons", the way primitives are thought to have hunted prey (including lions) is by first getting them to start running (this step, like many in this process, can be tricky), and then chasing the prey untill it's exhausted. (Having clubs and spears can really help these odds, too.) Tossing the midgets into a small enclosed space eliminated that advantage. ----- And I'm certain that Rock could've done it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 the story's fake. click the read more button, and it tells you If you haven't already guessed, the article is fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Williams Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 This thread is nuts....... I would beat that lions azz ....... After I unloaded 19-20 rounds........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baculus Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 You know, until I observed a few hints, I thought this was real and was horrified by this article! I need e-mail it to a few of my friends. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateCitySkin Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 i wish it was real... :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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