Prosperity Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 why don't you spell out God? Doesn't G-d look a little bit silly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjTj Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Why do all my Jewish friends love Chinese food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by iheartskins More like gefiltafish, why? That all falls under the self-loathing thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrapeApe Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Natalie Portman or Fran Drescher? Ah damn, I can't think of hot jewish women right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Henry Ooookay. Since my Jewishness has been outed in the 'Ask a Mod' thread, have at it. Just remember I'll probably ban you if you ask a question. Don't be so hard on yourself, Henry. You're not a Jew. (hopes someone knows that reference) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Ghost, The reference I keep remembering is "Funny. She doesn't look Drewish." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 She kinda did, though, to me. And RIP John Candy. Just watching PT&A last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by GrapeApe Natalie Portman or Fran Drescher? Ah damn, I can't think of hot jewish women right now. Rosanna and Patricia Arquette, Ellen Barkin, Barbi Benton, Ellizabeth Berkley, Yasmin Bleeth, Lisa Bonet, Brooke Burke, Amanda Bynes, Kate Capshaw, Phoebe Cates, Jamie Lee Curtis, Carrie Fisher, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jami Gertz, Goldie Hawn, Kate Hudsen, Amy Irving, Carol Kane, Tawny Kitaen, Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Cindy Margolis, Debra Messing, Marilyn Monroe (she converted), Gwenneth Paltrow, Sarah Jessica Parker, Amanda Peet, Ms. Portman, Leah Remini, Mimi Rogers, Winona Ryder, Katey Sagal, Kyra Sedgewick, Ally Sheedy, Alicia Silverstone, Ione Skye, Jaclyn Smith, Marla Sokoloff, Rachel Weisz, and Debra Winger are all at least half Jewish. ... not that I keep track of these things or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Henry Rosanna and Patricia Arquette, Ellen Barkin, Barbi Benton, Ellizabeth Berkley, Yasmin Bleeth, Lisa Bonet, Brooke Burke, Amanda Bynes, Kate Capshaw, Phoebe Cates, Jamie Lee Curtis, Carrie Fisher, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jami Gertz, Goldie Hawn, Kate Hudsen, Amy Irving, Carol Kane, Tawny Kitaen, Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Cindy Margolis, Debra Messing, Marilyn Monroe (she converted), Gwenneth Paltrow, Sarah Jessica Parker, Amanda Peet, Ms. Portman, Leah Remini, Mimi Rogers, Winona Ryder, Katey Sagal, Kyra Sedgewick, Ally Sheedy, Alicia Silverstone, Ione Skye, Jaclyn Smith, Marla Sokoloff, Rachel Weisz, and Debra Winger are all at least half Jewish. Did you make that list in advance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnyderShrugged Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 How come the guy from Harvard said you can't run a farm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Liberty Did you make that list in advance? Nah. I cheated. www.jewhoo.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnyderShrugged Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by Liberty Did you make that list in advance? I think I heard that in Sandlers Hannaka song. Speaking of that, what is the proper spelling of the holiday anyway? I've seen it six different spellings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 There is no proper spelling. It's transliterated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Originally posted by skin-n-vegas How come the guy from Harvard said you can't run a farm? He's obviously never been on a kibutz or a moshav. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Here's another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliz Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 Do you remember why you're not supposed to wear leather (shoes, belt, etc.) at Yom Kippur services? Why not other services? I saw a Hasidic in Falcons crocs and nearly died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 Do you guys really control the media, and if i converted, can i get a show on ESPN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted October 18, 2008 Share Posted October 18, 2008 1. Sandy Koufax2. Hank Greenberg 3. Rod Carew (he converted) 4. Red Auerbach 5. Marv Levy 6. Shawn Green Thats my list of notables You forgot the Zohan. You dont mess with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Just remember I'll probably ban you if you ask a question. Are we safe, now that you're no longer a mod ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Are we safe, now that you're no longer a mod ? you're never safe, there are several more tribesman that still mod here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 you're never safe, there are several more tribesman that still mod here. Have you ever considered posting something that was correct? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Guy. Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 why is the apathy of privileged youth amusing to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Have you ever considered posting something that was correct? :laugh: And exactly how much fun would that be? anyone could do that. btw, what's up with iheart? did he retire for modulating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 And exactly how much fun would that be? anyone could do that. btw, what's up with iheart? did he retire for modulating? You're one of my fave bros to needle. Sol mainly went on to other adventures, but he still makes a rare appearance, and lately has been around a little. All ex's are alive and well and pursuing interests of choice both old and new. And, no doubt, necessities as demanded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 You're one of my fave bros to needle. Sol mainly went on to other adventures, but he still makes a rare appearance, and lately has been around a little. All ex's are alive and well and pursuing interests of choice both old and new. And, no doubt, necessities as demanded. yea no kidding, I haven't seen Pete since before the holidays, Shocked to see Art the other day. I've have the feeling that more Mods will be drafted into service soon. Time for another "who will the next...be" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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