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Two old guys, George an 80 year old retired banker and Abe an 87 year old retired Jewish retailer, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. 87 year old Abe had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. 80 year old George was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old Abe said, "Well, I eat Jewish rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home George stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady behind the counter asked if he needed any help. He said "Do you have any Jewish Rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this **** but me."

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