outbaksean Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 . India... Link to post Share on other sites
skinsfan07 Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 this was in someones sig...................so hilarious!!!!!!!!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: :rotflmao: Link to post Share on other sites
motorhead Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 TGIF everybody! Link to post Share on other sites
Meskeet21 Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 why so serious? Link to post Share on other sites
KNGwithOUTaCrwN Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 haha.the pee one is funny but the shoes one...not really.itjust means no shoes in the building Link to post Share on other sites
BigMike619 Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Godzilla plans attack on Japan Link to post Share on other sites
WVUforREDSKINS Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 To the Minotaur that lives above me. Date: 2008-06-26, 10:36AM CDT First off, I must say that I admire your courage. It must be hard living in the world today as a lady-beast. Society judges, oh lord do they ever. With that said, let’s get down to business. Over the past year, we've had a funny sort of relationship, you and I. When I first moved into the place, it was rather peaceful. It was an exciting time in my life, as it was the first time I would be living by myself. Then came the day that I first heard it. What did I hear you ask? It was sound of your hooves galloping across the hardwood floors of your living room. At the time I thought, “No big deal, surely it can’t always be like this.” Oh was I wrong. It turned out that every time I was at home, you would be up there, stomping around, like the wild lady-beast that you are. After a few weeks, I determined through a process of elimination, that you are in fact, a Minotaur. It only makes sense. FACT. Minotaurs have hooves, and that’s sure as hell what it sounds like is hitting the floor when you gallop around. FACT. A Minotaur posses great strength, the kind of strength that can be felt by a guy laying on his couch, trying to get into a good book. The kind of strength that shakes the dishes in his cupboards. The kind of strength that can wake a guy out of a dead sleep, EVERY FRICKIN MORNING. I didn’t even need to set an alarm clock to wake up in the morning. Instead I wake up to THUMP THUMP THUMP. THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP. THUMP THUMP THUMP. I’m not a light sleeper by any means; I sleep right through the viscously loud police, fire truck, and ambulance sirens every night. I was lying there one morning, frustrated, counting the trips you took between your bedroom and your bathroom. 17. 17 god forsaken trips between the bedroom and the bathroom. Really? Are you kidding me? What could you possibly be doing? FACT. Minotaurs are half bull. Bulls are aggressive when taunted. Apparently, the time I went upstairs, politely introduced myself, and asked you rather nicely to please quit stomping around, was a taunt. That’s when you got aggressive. You called the landlord and told him that I was complaining about your noise. When he told me about this, he said his response to your complaint was, “Quit making so much noise then.” Brilliant. Go Mr. Landlord! I tried keeping him out of this, but you felt it important to drag him into it. After a few more weeks of you recklessly stomping around, I made another attempt at a civil confrontation. It failed. It failed because you stomped your way to the door, and you didn’t open it when you saw who was standing there. I know this because I heard your hooves clippity-clop their way to the door. Way to avoid confrontation. To my surprise, the stomping ceased the next day, and I awoke to peace. “Amazing,” I thought, “It must be a midsummer miracle!!” A few days passed, and I ran into my landlord in the entry way. He mentioned that he received another angry phone call from you. Said that you felt threatened by my confrontations, said I scared you. Strange, since not once did I ever raise my voice or try to be anything but civil. He then mentioned that he told you to buy some slippers to wear around your apartment. Genius! It freakin worked!! Hell yea, Mr Landlord! High five! Fast forward 11 months. The stomping has returned. No doubt in my mind the hooves have worn through the delicate fabrics of the slippers and are now, once again, banging against your hardwood floors. Please, for the love of sweet baby jesus, run down to the local Target and purchase yourself another pair of hoof mufflers. I know you can run with those strong legs of yours, probably real fast like! Target downtown is all of 10 blocks away. Go Minotaur, go! Overcome the odds, society is watching! (and judging) Link to post Share on other sites
BigMike619 Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 __________________________________________________ Link to post Share on other sites
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BigMike619 Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 keeastman's last trip to vegas.. Link to post Share on other sites
dcnativenerd Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Get out your ******* checkbook! Link to post Share on other sites
China Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Get out your ******* checkbook! :laugh: More used car ads should be like that. Link to post Share on other sites
SUSkinsFan Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 ................. Link to post Share on other sites
motorhead Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 WVUforREDSKINS is this your neighbor? Link to post Share on other sites
@SkinsGoldPants Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 "My wife gave me one of these new fangeled phones that doesn't need any wires. Can somebody please show me how to turn it on?" Link to post Share on other sites
jrockster21 Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 this was in someones sig...................so hilarious!!!!!!!!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: :rotflmao: That is about the least funny thing I have ever seen in this thread. In fact, its ****ing disgusting. :puke: Link to post Share on other sites
skinsfan07 Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Blriesenback??? I mean Toe Jam???? :laugh::laugh::laugh: Link to post Share on other sites
pjfootballer Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 That is about the least funny thing I have ever seen in this thread. In fact, its ****ing disgusting. :puke: Glad it's not just me. When I read that he thought it was the funniest thing in here, I thought about commenting, then I just let it go, because it is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. Link to post Share on other sites
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