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I think the fact that the same sentence has "George Bush" and "Intelligence" in it is real ironic. :laugh:

Not just that, but a center of intelligence named after Bush...the height of irony.

Think "The Bill Clinton Center for libido willpower."

But yes, the building is named after George I. I've driven by that sign maybe a hundred times. It's on route 123 in McLean, VA. Almost drove off the road in a fit of hysterical laughter the first time I saw it.

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Terrorism Preparedness Guide

The U.S. government has a new website, Ready.gov. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.

The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations:

expl_vis_dont_run.gif

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.

expl_vis_shout.gif

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

expl_vis_open_door.gif

If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

bio_vis_substance.gif

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

expl_vis_flashlight.gif

Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

vis_chem_wash.gifThe proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.

expl_vis_cover_nose.gif

Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the f*** away.

vis_chem_area.gif

Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.

expl_vis_closed_door.gif

If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

expl_vis_table.gif

If your building collapses, give yourself a bl*wj*b while waiting to be rescued.

vis_rad_time3.gif

Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile.

nuc_vis_building.gif

After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

vis_high_windows.gif

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that s**t.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blductandcover.htm

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Terrorism Preparedness Guide

The U.S. government has a new website, Ready.gov. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.

The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations:

expl_vis_dont_run.gif

If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.

expl_vis_shout.gif

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

expl_vis_open_door.gif

If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.

bio_vis_substance.gif

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

expl_vis_flashlight.gif

Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

vis_chem_wash.gifThe proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.

expl_vis_cover_nose.gif

Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the f*** away.

vis_chem_area.gif

Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.

expl_vis_closed_door.gif

If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

expl_vis_table.gif

If your building collapses, give yourself a bl*wj*b while waiting to be rescued.

vis_rad_time3.gif

Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile.

nuc_vis_building.gif

After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

vis_high_windows.gif

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that s**t.

Classic. those are great

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blductandcover.htm

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Terrorism Preparedness Guide

The U.S. government has a new website, Ready.gov. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.

The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations:

OMG. :rotflmao:

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