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Doesnt need its own thread, but funny.

SPECIAL MEN'S DAY

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the **** Up Day.' Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ

& shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it!

This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the **** Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling.

So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

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Regarding the debate over whether or not a certain pic & caption were appropriate ... if we're going to continue to have this thread, you're all going to have to:

1) use common sense in regards to what is posted

2) instead of derailing the thread with extended debate over whether or not you think something is inappropriate, use the "report this post" feature if you have a problem and let the staff make the call

3) let the staff make the call. Chances are, if it's still there after a few hours, it's because the staff has decided it's okay. If you disagree with our call, that's fine, just please do it via PM.

I'm posting this here as an FYI, not to open the matter to debate. There is no need to respond to this post; in fact, in keeping with the whole idea OF the thread, please do not. More pics, less talk.

Thanks and we appreciate your ongoing discretion and cooperation.

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OLAN MILLS ROCKS!!

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Drake won ****in'est Senior Mullet by a landslide

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Thoughtful Lance. Devilish Lance. Two sides of a delightful coin.

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Bobbi isn't the first waitress to fall for her manager, but she and Dale both got fired from Shoney's.

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The Purvis family made several stops along the Oregon Trail to document their six-month journey. This photo was taken just two weeks before the dysentery took Momma to Jesus.

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More from Olan Mills!!!!!1

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That dude wore a tie for nothing.

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A pose like this will get you kicked right out of the Convention.

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Dawn and her recently exhumed sister, Gorgotha, pose with Scraps.

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Also at the Southern Baptist Convention?

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I work for Lifetouch.

Can you post more, please? :D

No problem...last batch from the Olan Mills archives!!

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I got $20 that says he drives a Camaro.

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Olan Mills Backdrop #11: The Library, one of their most popular themes, as seen in this photo of the young Unabomber and his wife.

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Patrick broke ranks and chose drag over the bow tie

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Thanks for the profile shot!!

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Kenneth and his prom date

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