MattFancy Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Irony owned: Future Darwin Award Recipient of the Day: A patron of the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas went all literal on employees and had to be carted out of the restaurant on a gurney by EMTs. The establishment where customers over 350 pounds eat for free and a sign on the wall reads “a taste worth dying for” is known for serving 6,000 calorie burgers stacked high with cheese and bacon. The unidentified man, who was in the process of scrafing down a Triple Bypass Burger, began sweating and shaking profusely, prompting one of the nurse-themed waitresses to alert the restaurant’s proprietor, “Doctor” Jon Basso. http://thedailywh.at/2012/02/15/future-darwin-award-recipient-of-the-day-2/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+EpicWinFtw+%28Epic+Win+FTW%29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 I wish people would stop bumping this thread with comments. Yes, we know it's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 Guitar one: f-bomb warning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Old but funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconTheVillain Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 (edited) Edit: Beaten to it about heart attack grill. Edited February 16, 2012 by DeaconTheVillain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss_Hogg Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 While. You. Are. Reading. This. I. Am. Making. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Take. Pauses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins_fan1982 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 ^ I just got owned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 (edited) My. Little. Voice. Is. Fast. Enough. To. Tell. Me. You're. A. Dork. While. It. Was. Pausing. ~Beep Edited February 16, 2012 by Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 oh the irony... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 oh the irony... Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichmondRedskin88 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I wish people would stop bumping this thread with comments. Yes, we know it's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPlainsDrifter Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.real,lights,out Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 ^^^wow thats nasty :puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 (edited) Re: David Robinson getting his view blocked by an old lady: http://deadspin.com/5884329/david-robinson-was-victimized-by-one-of-the-great-videobombs-of-all-time\ Sorry, the video wont imbed. Worth a click, if your clicks are worthless. Edited February 16, 2012 by PleaseBlitz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 (edited) http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/197699-1/Basketball-old-woman-videobombs.gif Re: David Robinson getting his view blocked by an old lady:http://deadspin.com/5884329/david-robinson-was-victimized-by-one-of-the-great-videobombs-of-all-time\ Sorry, the video wont imbed. Worth a click, if your clicks are worthless. Timeline Own3d Edited February 16, 2012 by Hitman21ST Don't quote pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.real,lights,out Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 LMAO!!!!! : That is amazing!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pick6 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 (edited) This is pretty funny. [ATTACH]46387[/ATTACH] Edited February 16, 2012 by Pick6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconTheVillain Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 ---------- Post added February-16th-2012 at 07:37 PM ---------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconTheVillain Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.real,lights,out Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 ^^^ wow!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD_washingtonredskins Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 ^^^ wow!!! I guess sometimes pictures do say 1,000 words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 http://www.fabulouslybroke.com/2012/02/the-dead-cow-lecture/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+FabulouslyBrokeInTheCity+%28Fabulously+Broke+in+the+City%29 THE DEAD COW LECTURE First-year students at the OSU Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, “In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first thing is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal’s body.” For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. “Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life’s tough but it’s even tougher if you’re stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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