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http://extreme-hawaii.com/pidgin/funkine/driver/

can a hoale explain some of the jokes in this link?

HAWAIIAN DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION

(pidgin kind style)

Please try to complete dis as best as you can.

Last name:________________________________________ [if your last Name no fit, continue on da other side of da page.]

First name:

[ ] Junior

[ ] Junior Boy

[ ] J.B. (short for Jr. Boy)

[ ] Honey Girl

[ ] Tita

[ ] Sistah

[ ] Braddah

[ ] Sistah-Girl

Sex: [ ]M [ ]F [ ]Mahu [ ]None

Slippah size____ Left ____ Right

Weight:

[ ]Shmall kind

[ ] Mejum

[ ] Shmall kind big

[ ] Momona

Eyes:

[ ] Blind as one bat

[ ] Bad, but not dat bad

[ ] She go!

[ ] Black and Blue

Occupation:

[ ] Construction workah

[ ] Sanitation Engineer

[ ] Surfah

[ ] Lei greeter

[ ] Waitress

[ ] Stripper

[ ] Un-employed

[ ] Bishop Estate Trustee

Spouse's Name: ______________________________

2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________

3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________

Lover's Name: _______________________________

2nd Lover's Name: ___________________________

Nationality:

[ ] Hawaiian

[ ] Popolo

[ ] Japanee

[ ] Filipino

[ ] Haole

[ ] Portagee if yes; explain why:

[ ] Pake if yes; explain why:

[ ] All da above

Numbah of children living in household: ____________

Numbah of children living in your household das not yours: _____

Numbah of children thats buming off of you das over 23 years old: _______

Mother's Name:______________________(Relation__________)

Father's Name:_______________________(Relation__________)

Edumacation: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

What year you wen grad: ____ (if unsure, try guess)

If you obtained one higher edumacation what was your major?

[ ]5th grade [ ] 6th grade

Cawheelas you own and where dey stay:

___ Total number of cawheelas you own

___ Numbah of cawheelas that still crank ovah

___Numbah of cawheelas wit rust

___ Numbah of cawheelas no mo rust

___ Numbah of cawheelas on cement blocks

___ Numba of cawheelas stay held together with duct tape.

Age you started fo drive ______ (If over 10 slow learner ?)

[ ] Yes[ ] No

Do you have a surf rack? [ ] Yes [ ] No;

If no, please explain:

Color of teeth:[ ] Yellow [ ] Brownish-Yellow[ ] Brown [ ] Black [ ] N/A

How far is your home from a paved road?

[ ] 1 miles

[ ] 2 miles

[ ] don't know

Distance between you and da beach? ______

Do you live on beach front property but you don't own a house or the land? Please explain:

How many times have you gotten away with a DUI this year because you were related to da policeman? ____

How much beer do you drink a day? [ ] 6 pack [ ] 12 pack [ ] 18 pack [ ]case

How do you know that you had too much to drink?

[ ] You fall out of da car when da policeman opens da ca door.

[ ] Da keg is empty.

[ ] You Haole but your eyes look like de from one Japanee.

[ ] When you piss, da bugga smell like Budweiser.

[ ] All of the above.

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everyone ditched the thread for everyteam!!! i was forced to get an account too.....

the Others did this........they didnt like you guys chatting on here......this is bad news....i dont like the looks of this....be careful over there......somethings up :doh:

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