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      The Bill Callahan era began here at the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami. For the first quarter it was really,really bad football being played by both teams. 
      The Redskins were determined to establish the Run game. The First Quarter all they established was that they still couldn’t run. Or pass. Or do much of anything. 
       
      It wasn’t until the 2nd Quarter that Peterson was able to start ripping the worst Run D in the League for chunks of 18 & 24 yards. The Skins managed to score a TD with a 25 yard pass to Scary Terry McLaurin. 
       
      The Dolphins would open the Second Half only managing five plays before the Redskins would get the ball punted back to them. They would run a balanced run/pass attack of six plays for 70 yards in 1:25 ending in McLaurin’s second touchdown of the day. The Defense would then get a turnover allowing the Offense to get to Field Goal range and add another 3 points to make the score 17-3. 
       
      To open the Fourth Quarter, Hopkins would miss a 55 yard Field Goal, leaving the score at 17-3.  After being sacked five times, the Dolphins would pull their own switcharoo at QB and go to Ryan “Neckbeard” Fitzpatrick which resulted in a touchdown drive for them, making it 17-10. They went for & recovered the Onside Kick. They also managed to not score any points after that. The Dolphins would find theirselves with ball at the 2:00 Warning. Fitzpatrick would take them on a 9 play 75 yard touchdown drive with six seconds remaining on the clock. Miami went for the win with the 2 Point Conversion and failed. The Redskins would recover the onside kick by Miami and Keenum took a knee to get the Redskins their first win of the season. 
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11 minutes ago, Destino said:

So much beige.  Even the dog is beige. 

That's first thing that comes to mind?  My concern is they look like they are experimenting with, gulp, role-playing.

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1 hour ago, Renegade7 said:

That's first thing that comes to mind?  My concern is they look like they are experimenting with, gulp, role-playing.

 

So you're saying she likes it doggy style?

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48 minutes ago, China said:

 

So you're saying she likes it doggy style?

 

There's no doubt in my mind she has a half-empty jar of peanut butter somewhere as well.

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6 hours ago, China said:

 

So you're saying she likes it doggy style?

I couldn't decide whether to make a "doggy style" comment, or a comment about her being a "good girl"

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OMG there's just so much going on there.....

You got the voyeur dog outside watching...

The **** on her knees...

The beige....so much beige....

and honestly the least exceptional part the dog taking her for a walk....

 

I simply don't know which joke to riff from...

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I'm speechless... absolutely speechless...

 

I think that post broke my perv brain...it was like it got overloaded with comments to write and just....fried....damn you...damn you to hell

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40 minutes ago, Xameil said:

I'm speechless... absolutely speechless...

 

I think that post broke my perv brain...it was like it got overloaded with comments to write and just....fried....damn you...damn you to hell

We are all right there with you man, that one gif was like a massive denial of service attack on my 13 year old subconscious!!

 

 

PSA: if you're on your iphone you can download that gif and text it to your friends.......or so I've heard.

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6 minutes ago, AsburySkinsFan said:

We are all right there with you man, that one gif was like a massive denial of service attack on my 13 year old subconscious!!

 

 

PSA: if you're on your iphone you can download that gif and text it to your friends.......or so I've heard.

I'm also still trying to figure out how the only comment @Destino could come up with is how much beige there was....

My brain is just broken now..thankfully its friday..

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3 minutes ago, Xameil said:

I'm also still trying to figure out how the only comment @Destino could come up with is how much beige there was....

My brain is just broken now..thankfully its friday..

 

In all fairness hes already admitted to being Peppa Pig's dad, so I'm guessing theres some contractual obligation regarding his family friendly commentary on things that gets reinforced as moderator here.

 

Sorry, Des : )

 

 

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8 minutes ago, Xameil said:

I'm also still trying to figure out how the only comment @Destino could come up with is how much beige there was....

My brain is just broken now..thankfully its friday..

and those shorts......👀

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55 minutes ago, Renegade7 said:

 

In all fairness hes already admitted to being Peppa Pig's dad, so I'm guessing theres some contractual obligation regarding his family friendly commentary on things that gets reinforced as moderator here.

 

Sorry, Des : )

 

 

 

Sorry...peppa pig freaks me out. They all look like their heads are penis' and testicles...

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14 minutes ago, Xameil said:

I'm also still trying to figure out how the only comment @Destino could come up with is how much beige there was....

My brain is just broken now..thankfully its friday..

 

 

I thought maybe "beige" was a euphemism I wasn't familiar with.

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5 minutes ago, Xameil said:

Sorry...peppa pig freaks me out. They all look like their heads are penis' and testicles...

"Daddy, will you watch Peppa Pig with me?"

 

"I'm sorry, baby...I..I cant..."

 

"Why not?"

 

 

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Lol that conversation is almost accurate...except there's some childish chuckling between my wife and I, then me just sitting in my chair, turning on my PS Vita and ignoring what's on the tv.

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On 8/18/2019 at 12:03 PM, AsburySkinsFan said:

Posting without comment....

 

<sick and twisted ****>

 

 

you should go to jail for that

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