halter91 Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 The many uses of Vodka -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew. 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting. 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry. 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores. 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair. 8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them. 9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziplock freezer bag, and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain, or black eyes.. 10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains. 11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing nine tablespoons powered cinnamon with one cup vodka. Seal in an airtight container for two weeks. Strain through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and rinse your mouth. Don't swallow. 12. Using a q-tip, apply vodka to a cold sore to help it dry out. 13. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a local anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis. 14 To treat dandruff, mix one cup vodka with two teaspoons crushed rosemary, let sit for two days, strain through a coffee filter and massage into your scalp and let dry. 15. To treat an earache put a few drops of vodka in your ear. Let set for a few minutes. Then drain. The vodka will kill the bacteria that is causing pain in your ear. 16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment. 17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka. 18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting. 19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin. 20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain. Ok my personal favorite: 21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle up and drink it, nothing will matter anymore anyway! Oh yeah Tom, by the way....:gaintsuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonsofwashington Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 Vodka.....the breakfast of champions.........bloody mary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Island Boy Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 add some Grapefruit and Cranberry juice.........mmmmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manichispanic Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry. all the vomit stains ive come across, contain vodka. Isnt this a bit of a contradiction? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 What, no description of how to make Penne a la Vodka??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riggins44 Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 #21 works for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soliloquy Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 Of course, all of these ('cept #21 of course!) can be done far more cheaply with rubbing alcohol. But that's not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NASMTrainer Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. I tried this one but the cop didn't believe that's what I had it in the car for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 I find that if you take a large amount orally you can forget about the painful results of yesterday's game and the seasons of S Double Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VMAN911 Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 SPLIT A VANILLA BEAN AND PLACE IT IN A DARK COLORED GLASS JAR, ADD ENOUGH VODKA TO COVER, LET SIT IN CUPBOARD FOR ABOUT 1 WEEK. YOU'LL HAVE THE BEST VANILLA EXTRACT YOU CAN BUY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sick Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by VMAN911 SPLIT A VANILLA BEAN AND PLACE IT IN A DARK COLORED GLASS JAR, ADD ENOUGH VODKA TO COVER, LET SIT IN CUPBOARD FOR ABOUT 1 WEEK. YOU'LL HAVE THE BEST VANILLA EXTRACT YOU CAN BUY!! Does that mean your user name is Vanilla Man? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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