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The many uses of Vodka


1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The

solvent dissolves the adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a

trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five

minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean

cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and

kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting

your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka

disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to

cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol

cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth

of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to

kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziplock freezer

bag, and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain, or

black eyes..

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender

flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the

sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply

the tincture to aches and pains.

11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing nine tablespoons powered cinnamon

with one cup vodka. Seal in an airtight container for two weeks. Strain

through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and rinse your mouth. Don't


12. Using a q-tip, apply vodka to a cold sore to help it dry out.

13. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a local

anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis.

14 To treat dandruff, mix one cup vodka with two teaspoons crushed

rosemary, let sit for two days, strain through a coffee filter and

massage into your scalp and let dry.

15. To treat an earache put a few drops of vodka in your ear. Let set

for a few minutes. Then drain. The vodka will kill the bacteria that is

causing pain in your ear.

16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and

back as a liniment.

17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the

urushiol oil from your skin.

20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to

absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

Ok my personal favorite:

21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle up and drink it, nothing

will matter anymore anyway!

Oh yeah Tom, by the way....:gaintsuck

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