fuji869 Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 SEX IS NATURAL, SEX IS FUN, SEX SHOULD BE FOR EVERYONE! I am not about to break the chain on this one! This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. That's why I didn't want to take any chances with this one! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy. 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. <A BIG OL' WOW> 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay,preventing plaque buildup. 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Bang a nasty skank and sex can give u STD too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancalagon the Black Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. Wow. I had noticed this effect, but I thought it was just the general afterglow feeling making me think that I felt better during allergy season. Hmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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