Blondie Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. You look terrible. What happened?" "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now". "Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" "We were in another battle, said the pirate. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really." "What about that eye patch?" "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them **** in my eye." "You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird ****." To which the pirate responded "It was my first day with the hook." :laugh: Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redman Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 I guess that that's funny to you, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted September 15, 2004 Author Share Posted September 15, 2004 Yep. Made me chuckle. Of course, alot of the things posted here make me chuckle, so you can see my sense of humor is a bit warped. Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 :laugh: :paranoid: What? I thought it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 :laugh: And funny too coming right after beating the Buccanneers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thito_da_skins_fan Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 At least his balls didn't itch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDane Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Q: How much does a pirate charge for ear piercings? A: A buc-an-eer. Q: Hey, did you see that new Pirate movie? A: Yeah, I heard it's rated AARRRR! Hah hah hah. Hah.... :paranoid: Hah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big z Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 i liked your joke blondie.... and Dane, this one is so bad, it's hilarious....:laugh: Q: Hey, did you see that new Pirate movie? A: Yeah, I heard it's rated AARRRR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sick Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel between his legs. Bartender looks at him and says, "What's going on with that steering wheel." Pirate says, "Arrrr, It's driving me nuts!" ...Weak... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. S Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Originally posted by Jackson's Ward Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel between his legs. Bartender looks at him and says, "What's going on with that steering wheel." Pirate says, "Arrrr, It's driving me nuts!" ...Weak... its pretty weak, but its hilarious, I loved it. edit: holy crap, Portis is Iffy no more, he's actually Portis now, but soon i get Coles:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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