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A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. You look terrible. What happened?" "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now".

"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" "We were in another battle, said the pirate. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?" "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them **** in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird ****."

To which the pirate responded "It was my first day with the hook."

:laugh: ;)


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Originally posted by Jackson's Ward

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel between his legs.

Bartender looks at him and says, "What's going on with that steering wheel."

Pirate says, "Arrrr, It's driving me nuts!"


its pretty weak, but its hilarious, I loved it.

edit: holy crap, Portis is Iffy no more, he's actually Portis now, but soon i get Coles:(

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