Om Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 ... are why it's sometimes worth leaving the sound ON while watching sports on TV: Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria ... I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing." Murray Walker: "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical." Greg Norman: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." Alan Minter: "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." Terry Venables: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again" Ron Atkinson: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it - you can see it all over their faces." Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew." Metro Radio: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class." US TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirk Diggler Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 Great stuff! Never heard a lot of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fansince62 Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 he has his whole future ahead of him.....yogi bera! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris 44 Posted January 3, 2002 Share Posted January 3, 2002 Nice job OM.. I like the Pat Glenn one best. Any commentator ever lose their job specifically because of one of those? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 The Ball kissing one is making my side hurt ------------------ Take A Sip of the Marty KoolAid and Believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RF4L Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 GDit OM! Don't post that kind of stuff that someone could read while eating lunch. I damn near choked. "I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing." I bet it was. Those Bulgarian babes are hot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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