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Remember in the Jerk, when Martin goes crazy because he's in the phone book? I had a Martin moment today, doing a search for my wife, and she's on the internet smile.gif. I'm so proud.

Yes, this is a pointless post, but, hell, what's a Monday after a loss to the Cowboys if not pointless?

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Guest Norv Turner

So you're saying you found your wife on the internet? Wish I had thought of that.

I had to go to college to find mine ... smile.gif

(ditto on pointless)

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My name is Om, and I am shamelessly posting drivel.

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Guest Norv Turner

Killing you? You have no idea, brother.

I keep tripping over these d@mn size 27 shoes.

If I see Tony Banks or Jimmy Raye today, they're going to be getting size 27 enemas.

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Hmmm ... I was going to go another way with my side comment about finding one's wife on the internet, but perhaps I'll just let it go. evil.gif

What Om said. smile.gif

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Seeing this is an off-topic post, I got to ask...Hey OM, (or anyone that can answer this) did you lose a bet or something? Got to be, why else would you be "BOZO" and counting down your posts. I've been in and out for about a week and must have missed something...please enlighten.smile.gif

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Om guaranteed a Redskin's win and an exorcism of Norvousness.

His impetuosity went so far as to declaring a new personna (with accompanying icon) should we lose.

Thus, he was hoisted on his own petard.

[edited.gif by Terry on December 03, 2001.]

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...and we all know how painful those petards can get. smile.gif

I broke my oath. I swore that after the first beating by the Cowboys I would not be sucked in and pick the Skins to win over them again. But if you'll note The Man contest I, sheep that I am, fell in line and picked the Burgundy and Gold again. It's pathetic. I feel so cheap.

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Interesting. "Petard" in the Latin sense of the word, as in "the breaking of wind," or the more common and less damning "small bell-shaped bomb or explosive designed to breach a wall or gate?" Surely, my guarantee, in hindsight (as it were), reeked, thus rendering apropos the breaking wind applicattion.

Also, interestingly, it clearly bombed.

Sadly, Master Terry is right no matter how you cut – or slice – it (and thank you so much, btw, my brother). Thus was I hoisted.

I went against every sensible instinct in my being proclaiming to the world that the end of The Streak was at hand. I did this preposterous thing early in the week, full of myself, my resurgent team, and high on the afterglow of 5 straight wins and the accompanying giddiness. I will admit now that by the end of the week, though I was still making a joyful noise, a creeping unease had overtaken my earlier bluster.

I attributed that to the very Norvousness I had sought to eradicate, both in my own heart and among many followers of our team, and held on to that hope with a death grip, right up until kickoff. Didn't last long.

When Tony Banks audibled out of whatever Jimmy Raye had called for the first play, and looked downfield and saw, apparently, NOTHING ... I began to fidget. Three and out, and I tasted bile for the first time since the third quarter against Carolina.

Shortly thereafter, as I watched Emmitt Smith jog unimpeded through our defense to a score, before I had even finished my kickoff ale ... I knew. I came very close indeed to posting the first Norv Turner thread then, but I didn't. I held out for a miracle, but in my heart of hearts I knew I was strapped to the couch, yet again, and forced to watch the same bad movie I've been enduring for lo these many years.

And then today I had to face the music. Bad, discordant, uninspired music. Country music, practically.

Cowboy music.

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My name is Om, I am rambling and discombobulated ... and I am covering my ears. I hate Cowboy music.

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And I just realized the perfect irony of my posting this ridicuous stuff under a thread called The Jerk.

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A cheap one, I know, but ... 19 to go.

[edited.gif by Norv Turner on December 03, 2001.]

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That's not funny, man. Geez, like I don't hurt enough already?

Anyway, if it worked that way, all of my angst over the previous 8 games surely should have jinxed the 'Boys.

Please, just let me get through this with whatever modicum of dignity I might have left after, what ... 18 more posts? smile.gif

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Okay I give up. What's with the Bozo icon? God that's hilarious!

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KMP, you're looking at a foolish man who guaranteed a Skins win. To back it up, I said I'd post as Norv the Clown for 30 posts if we didn't. Nothing ventured, I figured, nothing gained.

I'm reminded now of the little guy in Tom Hanks' "Bachelor Party" movie; the guy who's sent to retain the services of the hookers. He arranges it with the Indian guy, and is told that the penalty for messing up the deal would be "Milt" taking it out on his gonads.

The man walks away, having sealed the deal with a handshake. He mutters to the camera, disbelievingly, "I just bet my balls ... and shook on it."

Kind of how I feel today.

[Edit: just saw your post, Art. Thanks. I needed that. Come to think of it, so does Lady Om. smile.gif ]

Oh, yeah ... 17 to go.

[edited.gif by Norv Turner on December 03, 2001.]

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NOOOOOOOOO!

pay no attention that little devil (Montilar) laugh.gif

I can see it now, in the off-season.

"Gee I like this Skins board, so, uh, who's da' clown???"

Guys, remember the movie "The Mask" (guy was actually The Man, but was forced to wear the mask on a technicallity)

[<IMG SRC="http://www.extremeskins.com/ubb/edited.gif" border=0> by indyskinsfan on December 03, 2001.]

[edited.gif by indyskinsfan on December 03, 2001.]

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Hey I am near the bottom and like the idea. I did start late but thats my problem.

I am picking the Skins for the rest of the season also, when we were 0-3, I posted that we would be 10-6, when we were 0-5, I posted we were still going to go 10-6. Now I will post it again the REDSKINS will be 10-6!

HTTR

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Well, I have no real problem with the idea, but there are a couple of considerations.

First, there are a whole lot of posters who played once or twice and then dropped out. Many of them have 5 points, and when the season is over there will be several posters tied with that total. Unless they ALL get Bozo ... we'd have to figure out how to pick the one lucky weiner, er, winner. If we were to do this, perhaps we'd have to come up with a "minimum number of games predicted" as a base line.

Second, nobody went into this thinking they'd end up with a bulbous red nose and bad hair if they lost, only that they'd get rewarded with "The Man" status and Joe Gibbs if they won (take it from me, brothers, being Bozo sucks). I've resisted making changes to the competition during the course of play so far, and I think I feel the same way about this. Fair warning and all that sort of thing.

But hey, I just work here. If there is a Movement afoot, I shall not stand in the way of The People. smile.gif

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