fuji869 Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a one of them. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.' 10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m. 17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.' 21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbear Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Number 25 is totally me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdsknbill Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 nice list. :doh: unfortunately, I can relate to that list :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riggins44 Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Hope I never grow up! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowghost Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 I'm still a Toys R Us kid:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dks1240 Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 oh i so dont wanna get old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sippin2020 Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Ahhh, # 20 brings back the memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbear Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 ah boons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Mike Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadien18 Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 with respect to #20, I found a pretty good bottle of champagne at Shoppers, best thing its only $8.00!!! So I have doubled the cost of my taste from the college years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvesPKS Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 I'm still on the opposite end of these...I hope it stays that way for a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Williams Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 If you have under 800 posts you probably haven't seen that before. I posted this when I was a " bench warmer" :applause: good stuff ...great minds think alike www.funnypart.com :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OaktonSkins/BushFan Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 #26 - You vote Republican. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 too damn true:tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 #22 is true. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo da Magnificent Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 #2 - who thinks of the bed size when having sex???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 This is so true, I don't know whether to laugh... or cry :twitch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC4 Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 Originally posted by Waldo da Magnificent #2 - who thinks of the bed size when having sex???? Hell, half the time who even USES a bed :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 It's all in your mind fellas. I'll be 17 till the day I die though my wife contends I'm actually 12:doh: You could also add to the list, you have to rehab joints instead of rolling them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. That's sad. just sad. :laugh: --------------------- 0-16, 19-0, skins fan till i die!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wwninja420 Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 Nice list I dont look forward to fulfilling any more of those that i havent already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom [Giants fan] Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 Being a teacher means never having to go through number 8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In Flames Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 Originally posted by gbear ah boons! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: boons was great stuff, dirt cheap and tasted good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." takes me a full week to recover from the weekend now.....now i understand why there are 5 weekdays in a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD_washingtonredskins Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 At least no one here fulfilled all of them....#23 would NEVER apply to member of this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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