bubba9497 Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Coach Gibbs needs to fill one last coaching position the Defense Quailty Control Coach (i.e. Gopher) a job many here could handle, and kill to obtain, soooooooooooo Post your reasons why you want this position and a brief resume to show the Skins..... why Coach Gibbs should HIRE YOU! :jump: all resumes will be forwarded to Redskin Park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 codeorama Mission: To make sure the defense is of the highest quality possible. Experience: I have been playing John Madden football since it's inception on the Sega Genesis. I have 11 superbowl titles, including an undefeated season in 2003. I have also Owned 3 franchises in Madden 2004's owner mode and have been highly successful. I am also a member of Extremeskins.com and I am above reproach in my criticism and or analysis of the Washington Redskins and the NFL in general. There are many things that I would have done that would have resulted in a Redskins title by now. In closing, I feel that I am actually overqualified for the position of Defensive Quality Control Coach, but, I would accept the position for the betterment of the franchise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 I'd stuff Bruce Smith in a crate & ship him to the North Pole, making sure he could never ever think about coming back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman56 Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 I played high school football! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisbob74 Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 I'm about to be made redundant...so I need a job more than all you!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaSkinzBaby Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 My resume is short and simple: I was raised in a military household. I played football Defensive Tackle and Tight End and had Vencie Glenn and Erik McMillan on my team. The most important factor is I know how to organize and put foot to ass. I also am a beast in NFL ESPN Football!! Using the Redskins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 My resume: I've practiced for months on throwing that little red flag onto the field for challenges. I have carried the flag around with me every day and when I hear the word "challenge" I throw it in a split second. The other day I was in the grocery store and I overheard someone speaking about the Challenger space shuttle and I let that bad boy fly, hit a 70 year old in the face, but it's all good... He shook my hand and commended the velocity at which I let that sucker go... Other credentials include: -Able to wind up wires -I keep the water as cold as possible, I could double as a water boy and cut your expenses -I know every player on the Redskins name, which is a step up from what we previously had KDAWG for office in '04! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Did I get the job? :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hogwash Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hogwash Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Position: Offensive Coordinatior. Experience: I coached a pee wee flag football team last year to a record of 6-2. The plays that i made for those 2nd graders were the envy of every middle-aged father living out his dreams of an NFL career vicariously thourgh his 8 year old son. I am a stirct disiplinarian, I'm not afraid to make a kid wearing pokemon sneakers cry for not catching a ball, or missing a block. I realize there are many differance between NFL players and second graders. For one the NFL players don't play with Ninja Turtles and the have grown all of their adult teeth, but i feel that my experience makes me the best man for the job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hogwash Posted January 24, 2004 Share Posted January 24, 2004 Also, I managed to only sleep with one of the kids' mothers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symbol Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 Coaching experiance: 5 years O.L.M. High School Defensive lines coach: 1998-2002 Defensive coach: 2002-2003 Head coach: 2003-present Record as Head Coach: 9-2 Team's record since being hired: 25-26 Playoff record: 0-1 Conference rankings for the 2003 season: Offense: 7-8 Defense: 1-8 Rushing Offense: 2nd Passing Offense: 8th Rush Defense: 1st Pass Defense: 2nd Well, just thought that I'd put mine up too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted January 25, 2004 Author Share Posted January 25, 2004 Originally posted by KDawg Did I get the job? :cool: Don't call us, we'll call you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselPwr44 Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 Main objective: To assure the defense reaches the #1 rank in the league. Qualification: I watched South Park the other night,the episode with Johnny Cochran. I know all about the Chewbaca defense. This should come in handy in future bouts over our logo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hogwash Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 You mean the fact that i bagged one of the moms is not a qualification you were looking for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 Well. this is Joe Gibbs we're talking about here. You know how he is about that whole character thing. Not sure that would qualify with that in mind. As for my resume............ Because i want too? ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hogwash Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 Very true, but she was a lonely single mother, and total MILF material, I was only doing my civic duty. I'm sure Joe would understand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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