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BillyKilmer

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I don’t know about you guys, but this off-season is moving at a snail’s pace. In the intrest of passing the time with something more then a 23489 Draft Winslow or Taylor thread. I suggest that we do a “Best of” thread. My suggestion is for each of us to post the single best post we ever posted. Be it a famous piece of eXtremeskins piece of lore or a post lost in the threads of time. You can search by user for any lost to time. Bring it on!!!

Here's my small nugget it was near the end of a recent "All Non-NFL All-Star team thread"

QB Allen Iverson talk about a leader in the huddle and he’s quick, tuff and can pass

FB Charles Barkley brings a load and would take a blitz 20 seconds to circum navigate him

RB Ricky Henderson has already perfected the media skill of third person speech besides he’s quick

WR David Thompson a sure thing to go up for those overthrows

WR Willie Mayes he makes the over the shoulder catch routine

TE Karl Malone He will deliver and he still thirsty for a championship

T Tony Soprano He has ways of protecting the QB

G Triple H Hunter Hurst Helmsly he will pedigree anyone before they know what happens

C Yow Ming The Chinese voted him here over the Internet.

G George Bush willing to do the dirty work others have left behind

T Emerald Lagasse here cause he packs a bang and will keep lineman at the correct weight

Defense

DT Mark McGwire He is fast and can hit a center a good 300 yards

DT Michael Clark Duncan from the green mile he’s not only big as a house he is from the big house he also double as the teams trainer he can work miracles with injuries

DE Muhammad Ali DE’s must have great feet and hands

DE Bozo the Clown DE’s must have great feet and h…

OLB Ted Williams he is a master of hitting

MLB Bruce Lee “ I think he broke my freaking nose”

OLB John Clayton no ones covers football better

CB Andrew S. Fastow Enron’s main thief promises to steal opponents’ blind this time

CB John Stockton All time NBA Steal leader

FS Linda Lovelace for teaching what deep coverage really is

SS Marlin Perkins your in good hands with …

K Pele’ the ultimate soccer style kicker

P Keith Richards no one can match his hang time or how often he gets high

Holder Allen Greenspan Dependable and honest

Long snapper Jennifer Garner I don’t know if she can snap but she would sure look good bent over

That’s it that’s the list Rack me I’m out of here.

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The Redskins did not make the playoffs............again. Around here, that means anything after that is the offseason. :) Sigh. I hope and look forward to a quick change in that technicality in the near future. :D That way we Redskins fan can disucuss the offseason during the "actual" offseason.

:cheers:

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