inmate running the asylum Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 The Redskins signed 25 year-old punter Kevin Stemke this week, formerly of the Miami Dolphins. Hopefully Bryan "shank" Barker is on his way out. How do I know we signed Stemke? Only Buddha knows how I get my secret information before it is announced in the newspapers. :laugh: http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/236991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Inmate, Not sure how you have time to sign players - between your games of racquetball with the Danfather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCS:BraveCaringSoul Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 P Kevin Stemke (6-2, 188, 4.9) Wisconsin Notes: Left-footed kicker who has done Wisconsin’s punting the past four years. Averaged 43.9 yards in 1997 with a net of 38.7 yards. Had a 43.8-yard average on 72 punts and a 37.4-yard net in ’98. Was asked to do more directional punting in ’99, which resulted in his average falling to 41.3, but he had a 39-yard net, and 17 of his 50 punts pinned the opponent inside its own 20-yard line. Won All-America honors and the Ray Guy trophy as the best punter in the country in 2000, when he averaged 44.8 yards on 65 punts, and his 42.9-yard net was the best in the nation. Placed 21 of his 65 punts inside the 20-yard line. Experienced back problems at the end of his senior season in the Sun Bowl. Positives: Left-footed (reverse spin makes ball harder to catch for return men who normally face right-footed kickers), two-step punter who can get rid of the ball quickly. Good all-around athlete with soft hands. Was a pretty good quarterback and safety in high school. Had a terrific senior year until the Sun Bowl. Negatives: Can be a little inconsistent. Is not a kickoff man. Has had some back and incontinence problems and wears an adult diaper during games. Teammates gave him the nickname "Stinky Stemke". Summary: Should be punting in the NFL in 2001 if his back is healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 camp fodder not many can compare to Bryan "thunderfoot" Barker :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Negatives: Can be a little inconsistent. Is not a kickoff man. Has had some back and incontinence problems and wears an adult diaper during games. Teammates gave him the nickname "Stinky Stemke". :gus: Some of us actually do read your posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Given his negatives, should we have signed him? Depends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Wait til the **** hits the fan at Redskins Park! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmchairRedskin Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 As long as he performs his "duties', I'm all for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisbob74 Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Maybe a guy to send to NFLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Washington Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 genius i saw that too. WTF! this was signed for comic relief. they could also call him sh%%y stemki or pissy punter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 How about BROOKS BARNARD, the former Maryland standout? He was signed by the Pats for one weeks this year when Walter was struggling. SO Brooks kicked for a better average than Matt Turk (the dolphins P, familiar as well) and had like 4 i-20's. The game was also played in 25 MHP swirling wind....and then the Pats cut him and resigned Walter...****s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marhobo2 Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Anyone remember the last "stinky" the Skins had? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inmate running the asylum Posted January 15, 2004 Author Share Posted January 15, 2004 Prospect Profiles -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kevin Stemke, Wisconsin Punter, 6-2, 190 Rating: 62 Combine Numbers Height Weight Bench 40 (Hand) 40 (Electronic) Vertical Jump Long Jump Shuttle Did not attend Strong legged lefty punter led the nation with net punting with a 38.7 yard average per kick. He won the Ray Guy award as the nations' top punter. Stemke is a two-time All-Big 10 punter with career gross average of 43.5 yards per punt. Thirty percent of his career punts were down inside the 20 yard line. He gets consistently fine hangtime with little return yardage. Good directional punter. Solid late pick with early NFL starting grade. Giants interested. Punting Stats Year G No. Avg. Long In 20 Touchbacks Net Avg. 1997 12 54 43.9 70 13 na 38.7 1998 12 72 43.8 71 22 na 37.4 1999 12 50 41.3 86 19 na 39.2 2000 12 69 44.5 72 22 na 42.5 Totals 48 245 43.5 86 76 na 38.6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by marhobo2 Anyone remember the last "stinky" the Skins had? Barker's been pretty stinky. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inmate running the asylum Posted January 15, 2004 Author Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by marhobo2 Anyone remember the last "stinky" the Skins had? Yeah, guard Mark Schlereth. And he was an all-pro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCS:BraveCaringSoul Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by marhobo2 Anyone remember the last "stinky" the Skins had? Spurrier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Washington Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 schlereth look like he stinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVskinsfan Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by marhobo2 Anyone remember the last "stinky" the Skins had? I thought that was Schlereth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVskinsfan Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Originally posted by BCS: BattleCatSnyder Spurrier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 I've heard of a 'pooch' punt, but this is ridiculous! Can't wait till he 'drops one' deep in the opponent's territory!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novato Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 wasn't Schlereth nicknamed "scrappy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 No matter how bad he may smell, :thud: I'll be glad if he represents a legitimate challenge to Barker in training camp. I really believe punting - or maybe it's punting at key game points - is one area where we need to improve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 I don't want to see his "two step drop". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inmate running the asylum Posted January 16, 2004 Author Share Posted January 16, 2004 Originally posted by Tarhog I've heard of a 'pooch' punt, but this is ridiculous! Can't wait till he 'drops one' deep in the opponent's territory!!! Maybe he can pee on the ball too, before he punts it? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Agent Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 This is a joke right....He ****s his pants in the middle of the game? I can't wait until he switches the ball for a pile of %$#@ and it lands in some KR's hands and he's like WTF!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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