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A 45-year-old biotech CEO may have reduced his biological age by at least 5 years through a rigorous medical program that can cost up to $2 million a year, Bloomberg reported

 

https://news.yahoo.com/45-old-biotech-ceo-may-032642532.html?.tsrc=daily_mail&uh_test=2_15

 

 

Bryan Johnson is 45 years old but, according to a new report, his test results show he has the heart of a 37-year-old and the lungs of a young adult.

 

Johnson is a biotech entrepreneur who hopes to game nature's course of aging and have the organs and health of an 18-year-old by going through an intense data-driven experimental program he's called Project Blueprint.

 

According to a recent Bloomberg profile of the CEO, Johnson could spend up to $2 million on his body this year and there are early glimpses that show he may be on track to unlocking the secret to age reversal.

 

Test results from doctors suggest that Johnson has the heart of a 37-year-old, the skin of a 28-year-old, and the lung capacity of an 18-year-old, Bloomberg's Ashlee Vance reported.

 

[...]In certain aspects of his health, he's shown even younger signs of age. Doctors say he has the gum inflammation of a 17-year-old, and a device that tracks Johnson's rate of nighttime erections is like that of a teenager's, Bloomberg reported.

 

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Nighttime erections of a teenager?...

 

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Blood-Swapping Tech Bro Extends Eternal Youth Ambitions to Penis

 

Bryan Johnson, the 45-year-old man whose pursuit of eternal youth has driven him to swap blood with his 17-year-old son, is directing his attention below the belt. His belt, to be specific. Tomorrow he will start getting Alprostadil injected into his penis as a part of his “penis rejuvenation” journey. That’s right: Johnson is trying to rejuvenate his Johnson. Godspeed, I suppose.

 

According to the Mayo Clinic, Alprostadil is used to treat erectile dysfunction, Johnson says he’s using it to increase “ejaculation vol[ume]” and “max urination speed” as well. I’m sorry to have to inform you that this man is also getting his “penis plaque” checked, which is apparently scar tissue or something that could slow down the speed of things coming out of his dick. I suppose it makes sense that a man so occupied with the passage of time is concerned with urinating as quickly as possible. He’s got to get back to taking 61 pills a day and eating 70 pounds of vegetables a month. Looking that spooky is a full-time job!

 

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4 minutes ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said:

There’s a rumor that a wrestler named ravishing Rick rude injected his penis with Viagra or something in an attempt to create a super ****, but ended up doing so much damage that it had to be amputated is killed himself over it.

 

Source of said roomer is Rock and Roll Wayne Farris. 🤭

 

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26 minutes ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said:

There’s a rumor that a wrestler named ravishing Rick rude injected his penis with Viagra or something in an attempt to create a super ****, but ended up doing so much damage that it had to be amputated is killed himself over it.

That dude was a bit nuts, so I think there's a decent chance there's some truth to this

 

I remember this incident when I was a kid.  This is the censored version

 

 

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