Califan007 The Constipated Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 A 45-year-old biotech CEO may have reduced his biological age by at least 5 years through a rigorous medical program that can cost up to $2 million a year, Bloomberg reported https://news.yahoo.com/45-old-biotech-ceo-may-032642532.html?.tsrc=daily_mail&uh_test=2_15 Bryan Johnson is 45 years old but, according to a new report, his test results show he has the heart of a 37-year-old and the lungs of a young adult. Johnson is a biotech entrepreneur who hopes to game nature's course of aging and have the organs and health of an 18-year-old by going through an intense data-driven experimental program he's called Project Blueprint. According to a recent Bloomberg profile of the CEO, Johnson could spend up to $2 million on his body this year and there are early glimpses that show he may be on track to unlocking the secret to age reversal. Test results from doctors suggest that Johnson has the heart of a 37-year-old, the skin of a 28-year-old, and the lung capacity of an 18-year-old, Bloomberg's Ashlee Vance reported. [...]In certain aspects of his health, he's shown even younger signs of age. Doctors say he has the gum inflammation of a 17-year-old, and a device that tracks Johnson's rate of nighttime erections is like that of a teenager's, Bloomberg reported. ******** Nighttime erections of a teenager?... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 7 minutes ago, Califan007 The Constipated said: Nighttime erections of a teenager?... Matt Gaetz has entered the chat. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 2 mil a year? Thats like 4 pelotons. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrFan Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 37 minutes ago, Califan007 The Constipated said: Nighttime erections of a teenager?... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Any wagers that he gets cancer and dies before he hits 65? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 Just now, China said: Any wagers that he gets cancer and dies before he hits 65? Are we talking about his chronological age or his biological age? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fergasun Posted January 26, 2023 Share Posted January 26, 2023 1 minute ago, China said: Any wagers that he gets cancer and dies before he hits 65? Hit by a bus before than? If I was doing this, I wouldn't advertise this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Blood-Swapping Tech Bro Extends Eternal Youth Ambitions to Penis Bryan Johnson, the 45-year-old man whose pursuit of eternal youth has driven him to swap blood with his 17-year-old son, is directing his attention below the belt. His belt, to be specific. Tomorrow he will start getting Alprostadil injected into his penis as a part of his “penis rejuvenation” journey. That’s right: Johnson is trying to rejuvenate his Johnson. Godspeed, I suppose. According to the Mayo Clinic, Alprostadil is used to treat erectile dysfunction, Johnson says he’s using it to increase “ejaculation vol[ume]” and “max urination speed” as well. I’m sorry to have to inform you that this man is also getting his “penis plaque” checked, which is apparently scar tissue or something that could slow down the speed of things coming out of his dick. I suppose it makes sense that a man so occupied with the passage of time is concerned with urinating as quickly as possible. He’s got to get back to taking 61 pills a day and eating 70 pounds of vegetables a month. Looking that spooky is a full-time job! Click on the link for the full article 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 This may all sound weird AF, but word on the street is pharmaceutical industry and FDA are both realizing there is a distinct difference between treating all these age-related diseases versus the "problem" that is aging itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 This guy is pissing at the same speed as an 18 yr old 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Quote Johnson says he’s using it to increase “ejaculation vol[ume]” 😈 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Max urination speed, wtf, is he testing it with a radar gun? How about peeing for distance? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Spaceman Spiff said: Max urination speed, wtf, is he testing it with a radar gun? How about peeing for distance? VERY VERY NSFW 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 (edited) There’s a rumor that a wrestler named ravishing Rick rude injected his penis with Viagra or something in an attempt to create a super ****, but ended up doing so much damage that it had to be amputated and he killed himself over it. Edited September 1, 2023 by Sacks 'n' Stuff 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 4 minutes ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: There’s a rumor that a wrestler named ravishing Rick rude injected his penis with Viagra or something in an attempt to create a super ****, but ended up doing so much damage that it had to be amputated is killed himself over it. Source of said roomer is Rock and Roll Wayne Farris. 🤭 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCSaints_fan Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 26 minutes ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: There’s a rumor that a wrestler named ravishing Rick rude injected his penis with Viagra or something in an attempt to create a super ****, but ended up doing so much damage that it had to be amputated is killed himself over it. That dude was a bit nuts, so I think there's a decent chance there's some truth to this I remember this incident when I was a kid. This is the censored version 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balki1867 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Bill Burr figured out the secret to youth (both penile and non-penile) years ago... WARNING: NSFW and politically incorrect language... Spoiler 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 Aloe vera gel > coconut oil > lotion 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 3 hours ago, Spaceman Spiff said: Max urination speed, wtf, is he testing it with a radar gun? How about peeing for distance? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 (edited) Drunk guy has a unique talent of pissing over his shoulder........ and on his face. 🤣 Edited September 1, 2023 by Captain Wiggles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 Are baby penises popular these days? Asking for a friend. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted November 10, 2023 Author Share Posted November 10, 2023 On 9/1/2023 at 6:52 PM, Captain Wiggles said: Drunk guy has a unique talent of pissing over his shoulder........ and on his face. 🤣 In all honesty, that was probably his original goal lol... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 2 hours ago, Captain Wiggles said: Are baby penises popular these days? Asking for a friend. They are at Republican rallies. Or was that at Catholic church? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balki1867 Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 12 hours ago, Captain Wiggles said: Are baby penises popular these days? Asking for a friend. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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