PleaseBlitz Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Cooked Crack said: No meditation, eh. Edited January 27, 2023 by PleaseBlitz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Walk a bit, drink water, talk to people, read books, maybe have some protein. This is what passes for advice? We can do better. I’ll get us started. how to be a real man: - keep your promises. - learn to make a great steak. - have at least three items in or around your home that you can fix. - treat women like equals that do not exist for your amusement. - be able to catch a fish and a baseball. (Not at the same time) - one trip is all you get to bring the groceries inside. - be able to socialize without embarrassing your loved ones, but embarrass them sometimes just to keep them on their toes. - speak in a higher pitched voice around your family for so long that they think you’re upset if they ever speak to them normally. - become wildly territorial about at least one chair in your house. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 25 minutes ago, Destino said: treat women like equals that do not exist for your amusement. What about treating everyone equally as lessers who do exist for my amusement? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 33 minutes ago, Destino said: - become wildly territorial about at least one chair in your house. OK Archie. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 36 minutes ago, China said: OK Archie. you’re mockery is just unresolved trauma. 43 minutes ago, TheGreatBuzz said: What about treating everyone equally as lessers who do exist for my amusement? We call that “the tourist” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 I got the first 2 swing and miss on the remaining 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 14 hours ago, Destino said: Walk a bit, drink water, talk to people, read books, maybe have some protein. This is what passes for advice? We can do better. I’ll get us started. how to be a real man: - keep your promises. - learn to make a great steak. - have at least three items in or around your home that you can fix. - treat women like equals that do not exist for your amusement. - be able to catch a fish and a baseball. (Not at the same time) - one trip is all you get to bring the groceries inside. - be able to socialize without embarrassing your loved ones, but embarrass them sometimes just to keep them on their toes. - speak in a higher pitched voice around your family for so long that they think you’re upset if they ever speak to them normally. - become wildly territorial about at least one chair in your house. See I got all these but the high pitched voice thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 On 12/27/2022 at 9:16 AM, GhostofSparta said: 1. Swift as a coursing river 2. All the force of a great typhoon 3. All the strength of a raging fire 4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted December 23, 2023 Author Share Posted December 23, 2023 On 12/27/2022 at 8:25 AM, Cooked Crack said: I'm 0/6 so far. Anyone know any farmers they can link me to? Sad to say I'm still 0/6. Maybe 2024 is my year 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 (edited) On 12/27/2022 at 8:25 AM, Cooked Crack said: I'm 0/6 so far. Anyone know any farmers they can link me to? Good thing it's already almost 2024. I don't have to worry about these 2023 status symbols anymore. Edited December 23, 2023 by China 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 I met zero farmers in 2023. Clearly not a successful year. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 On 12/27/2022 at 8:34 AM, Califan007 The Constipated said: My 2023 status symbols for men: Don't give a **** what anyone thinks of you That's it. Another successful year as a man 👍 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 17 hours ago, Captain Wiggles said: I met zero farmers in 2023. Clearly not a successful year. What up b****?! 😂🤣 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 3 hours ago, Die Hard said: What up b****?! 😂🤣 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 On 12/27/2022 at 8:25 AM, Cooked Crack said: 2024 Status Symbols for Men 1. <15% body fat (still VERY important that REAL MEN conform to societal beauty standards). 2. Interesting, if not entirely stable, marriage. 3. Reading for knowledge, primarily about end times survival skills and the Roman Empire. 4. Self sufficient children. 5. Relationship with a blacksmith. 6. Complete control of someone else’s time. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 (edited) 17 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said: 2024 Status Symbols for Men 1. <15% body fat (still VERY important that REAL MEN conform to societal beauty standards). 2. Interesting, if not entirely stable, marriage. 3. Reading for knowledge, primarily about end times survival skills and the Roman Empire. 4. Self sufficient children. 5. Relationship with a blacksmith. 6. Complete control of someone else’s time. Is that just a list of your statuses? Edited December 24, 2023 by TheGreatBuzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 15 minutes ago, TheGreatBuzz said: Is that just a list of your statuses? I’m 0/6. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 ES Mod status. [/brownnose] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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