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Cooked Crack

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Walk a bit, drink water, talk to people, read books, maybe have some protein.  This is what passes for advice?  We can do better.  I’ll get us started.

 

how to be a real man:

- keep your promises.  
- learn to make a great steak.

- have at least three items in or around your home that you can fix.  
- treat women like equals that do not exist for your amusement.

- be able to catch a fish and a baseball. (Not at the same time)

- one trip is all you get to bring the groceries inside.  

- be able to socialize without embarrassing your loved ones, but embarrass them sometimes just to keep them on their toes.

- speak in a higher pitched voice around your family for so long that they think you’re upset if they ever speak to them normally.

- become wildly territorial about at least one chair in your house.  

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14 hours ago, Destino said:

Walk a bit, drink water, talk to people, read books, maybe have some protein.  This is what passes for advice?  We can do better.  I’ll get us started.

 

how to be a real man:

- keep your promises.  
- learn to make a great steak.

- have at least three items in or around your home that you can fix.  
- treat women like equals that do not exist for your amusement.

- be able to catch a fish and a baseball. (Not at the same time)

- one trip is all you get to bring the groceries inside.  

- be able to socialize without embarrassing your loved ones, but embarrass them sometimes just to keep them on their toes.

- speak in a higher pitched voice around your family for so long that they think you’re upset if they ever speak to them normally.

- become wildly territorial about at least one chair in your house.  

See I got all these but the high pitched voice thing 

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On 12/27/2022 at 8:25 AM, Cooked Crack said:

I'm 0/6 so far. Anyone know any farmers they can link me to?

 

Good thing it's already almost 2024.  I don't have to worry about these 2023 status symbols anymore.

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On 12/27/2022 at 8:25 AM, Cooked Crack said:

 


2024 Status Symbols for Men

 

1.  <15% body fat (still VERY important that REAL MEN conform to societal beauty standards).

2.  Interesting, if not entirely stable, marriage.

3.  Reading for knowledge, primarily about end times survival skills and the Roman Empire.

4.  Self sufficient children.

5.  Relationship with a blacksmith.

6.  Complete control of someone else’s time.

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17 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said:


2024 Status Symbols for Men

 

1.  <15% body fat (still VERY important that REAL MEN conform to societal beauty standards).

2.  Interesting, if not entirely stable, marriage.

3.  Reading for knowledge, primarily about end times survival skills and the Roman Empire.

4.  Self sufficient children.

5.  Relationship with a blacksmith.

6.  Complete control of someone else’s time.

 

Is that just a list of your statuses?

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