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3 hours ago, Fergasun said:

Here are some of his misses, these threads were 100% gaslight.  

- Russia was too scared to invade Ukraine when I was President.  North Korea didn't launch missiles. 

- Foreign terrorists are coming into this country to harm us and only I can stop it. 

- Our cities are violent bloody cesspools. 

- America was so great when I was President, and it has fallen so much in two years. 

These are not misses with the trumpers I know. 

to them these are all accurate 


including the one where he said he’s the only president to keep us out of war for decades 😂 

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4 hours ago, LadySkinsFan said:

Okay, he's announced. Let's not give him any more oxygen in this forum. We already know what he's going to run on with perhaps some more of his anti Ukrainian support like MTG is spouting. Without oxygen, maybe his support will die.


We should continue to post about who's going to run and who's not.

You can’t escape him.


If you are expecting a big gop field; you will be disappointed.


Let’s see.


Liz Cheney- she won’t make it far unless she decides a third party bid instead.


Larry Hogan- to the left of Trump but won’t go far in a gop primary 


Mike Pence- keep dreaming Mike. The primary voters want u dead.


I think the gop field will be small. The people who do run against Trump, won’t have a chance in hell.


If Trump is not be the nominee , it will be someone to the right of him.


If Ron Desantis actually gets in, then I think some other people might get in.


It depends on how Trump fares the next year.

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On 11/16/2022 at 8:43 AM, Dan T. said:

Since the **** stain on America has announced his run, this list, diligently amassed for all good intentions, will come in handy over the next couple of years:


Donald Trump,


- Girth Vader

- Traffic Cone of Treason

- Penis Pumpkinhead

- Eric’s Dad

-The Count of Mostly Crisco


-Tangerine Ball Bag

- The Quarter Flounder

- Walker: Taxes Evader

- Floridian Fondler

- Scooby Coup

- Dolt 45

- Tangerine Palpatine

- Traffic Cone of Treason

- Slob Father

- Lard Father

- Fraud Father

- Voldemoron

- Tighty-Whitey Bulger

- The Danger Yam

- Butternut Berlusconi

- Vanity Manatee

- YMCA Hole

- Penis Pumpkinshead

- Dingus Khan

- Sir Eats-a-Lot

- Fatty Kruger

- Clownigula

- Hair Farce One

- The Big Lie-bowski

- Oaf of Office

- Old Wack Donald

- Old Yeller

- Jabba the Gut

- Mount Flushmore

- Sulk Hogan

- Mayor McTreason


- Scrooge McSchmuck

- Jackass O’Lantern


- Pumpkin-flavored arsenic marshmallow

- rancid bag of half melted circus peanuts

- Ambulatory merkin

- rotting pumpkin time-lapse

- Rancid salmon filet

- a toupee someone found in a garbage can and stapled to a sweet potato

- Poorly trained circus orangutan

- Flopped over traffic cone

- Pencil-dick wall builder

- Sentient used car commercial

- Rejected holiday carrot cake

- Deranged moldy grapefruit

- Room temperature Sunny-D backwash

- Enraged over-ripe pineapple


- Cursed Siberian werewolf trapped in an Orangutan’s body

- Exhaustive child

- $4 billion puddle of tinted moisturizer

- ever worse human and godsend

- Wonka factory escapee

- Open-Faced Quesadilla

- Idiot billionaire and face of YouTube’s popular “Annoying Orange”

- Noted Asshole

- Asshole-American

- Ambitious corn dog that escaped from the concession stand at a rural Alabama fairground, stole an unattended wig, hopped a freight train to Atlantic City and never looked back

- shrunken apple head

- decomposing ear of corn

- permanently open mouth

- Verbal Billionaire

- deflated basketball

- cartoon plutocrat

- sentient overripe pear

- melted creamsicle

- fluffy bouffant

- gaping mouth with a hairpiece



- oozy lather of absurd hyperbole

- dick-nosed baldy

- perpetual asshole

- serially bankrupt business mogul

- television clown

- bloated spawn of a Penn Station ashtray and Nickelodeon slime

- legitimate hairstyle choice

- anthropomorphic caterpillar

-toupee’d buffoon

-bloviating billionaire

-Enlarged pee-splattered Sno Cone

-idiotic rich man

-vibrating Bologna loaf

-Deflated football

-Dried up orange

-Human embodiment of hotdog filling

-Toupee-wearing Orangina ****hole

-sentient bottle of self tanner

-short-fingered vulgarian



-Rancid tangerine

-Rejected Richie Rich Villain

-Corndog that escaped from the state fair

-GOP Presidential candidate and Bone-in Ham

-Walking sun dried tomato

-Presidential candidate and human Kewpie doll

-Adult male baby with the combover and personality of a 30 pound toddler

-Melting pig carcass

-Human cystic acne pus

-Millionaire and disgraced racist

-What would happen if a caps lock key was granted one wish and that wish was to come to life.

-Fabulist cheddar critter

-Unrepentant Bigot

-Ralph Steadman illustration come to life

-Noted Donald Trump enthusiast

-Grimacing Cheeto Fart



-Everyone’s Favorite Screaming Steamed Carrot

-Cursed Halloween Mask

-Presidential candidate and bag of flour

-Enraged animated creamsicle

-Woody Allen impersonator and Incessant Tweeter

-Time-displaced Sopranos extra

-Melted candle impersonator

-Bloviating caricature of a businessman

-Disgraced Pope impersonator

-Cable News Fever Dream

-Delusional Cheese Creature

-Lint-crusted dried apricot

-Mud clotted welcome mat

-Melting Businessman

-James Bond Villain/Republican Presidential Candidate

-Aspiring social media intern



-Drunk Monopoly man

-Cranial bee sting victim

-Stupid, racist clown

-Lint-covered sentient Cheeto

-Man-sized sebaceous cyst

-billionaire Siberian Tiger hairball

-Shriveled apricot

-Empty popcorn bag rotting in the sun

-Heat Miser with a heart of coal

-Man-shaped asbestos insulation board

-Aggravated giant duckling

-dusty barrel of fermented peepee

-gilded dildo

-usually reasonable burlap sack full of rancid Peeps

-degloved zoo penis

-Miss Cleo cosplay enthusiast



-bargain bin full of yellowing Jean-Claude Van Damme movies

-big orange buffoon

-Normal-looking human man and entirely credible choice as future leader of the free world

-overripe pumpkin from Halloween 2007

-Our nation’s loudest cheesy puff

-a dishrag that on closer inspection is alive with maggots

-Perpetual embarrassment

-Candied yam riddled with moldy spider carcasses

-wilted turkey skin puppet

-chewed-up furball

-petulant slice of stinking, festive ****-pie

-hairpiece come to life

-orange-tufted sentient troll doll

-Actual buffoon

-Decomposing pumpkin pie inhabited by vicious albino squirrels and presidential candidate

-Gross fat loser



-the shriveled pinto bean you had to pluck out of your Chipotle burrito basket

-orange gasbag

-Enraged Gak spill

-overinflated piss-blimp

-The orange beast

-Pumpkin flavored arsenic marshmallow

-Poorly trained circus orangutan

-A Flopped-Over Traffic Cone

-a fascist golem made of flypaper

-Orange Clown

-a deeply stupid person: a crude, nasty, bloviating man always willing to shout himself hoarse about terrorist Muslims, rapist Mexicans, probably-menstruating Fox hosts

-orange lunatic

-Chester Cheetah Impersonator

-American hate leader

-a tiny piece of dried cat poop that you found in your rug

-talking combover



-Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator

-Fuzzy Meat wad

-Decomposing ear of corn

-Rich idiot

-Noted Troll

-Soggy Burlap Sack

-Bag of toxic sludge

-A brightly burning trash fire

-impoverished urchin

-Aggressively Stupid

-Great Judgement-Haver

-Hair-plug swollen with rancid egg whites

-inside-out lower intestine

-decomposing pumpkin pie inhabited by viscous albino squirrels

-lead paint factory explosion

-lumbering human-like tardigrade

-fart-infused lump of raw meat

- anthropomorphic sweet potato

- racist haggis



- tragically unfinished Muppet

- neon-tinted hellion

- bulbous, reality TV-produced anti-Christ

- half-sentient rotting Halloween pumpkin

- sloshing styrofoam takeout container filled with three-day-old mac and cheese

- Cheeto Mussolini

- a buffoon; a bigot; a hater of women; a demagogue; an actual hot dog that speaks

- blustery, ****-talking gabagool Foghorn Leghorn

- rich orange-tinted walrus

- talking fart cloud

- racist pile of melted candy corn

- Inane Facebook forward come to life

- Cheeto-dust-dipped sentient potato sack

- willfully cretinous spray tanned ignoramus

- marigold-colored ball of excrement

- mentally unstable, pustulous sack of orangutan feces who most Americans wouldn’t trust around the collection plate at church

- burnt wonton covered in scarecrow pubes

- unrepentant non-Republican more likely to read Penthouse than the National Review
- shouting, shriveled piece of dried mango

-  bewildered, golden-helmeted astronaut who’s just landed on this planet from a distant galaxy

- over-microwaved sweet potato- vulgar olive loaf

- America’s rage boner

- bald eagle

- vulgar yam

- huckster



- seagull dipped in tikki masala

- flatulent leather couch

- a pair of chapped lips superglued to a hairball

- ignorant, ridiculous man who doesn't know **** from tunafish about anything beyond where to find good-quality, child-sized gloves

- half-fermented bezoar

- sun-kissed ass plug

- goose down pillow bathed in menstrual blood

- mountain of rotting whale blubber

- an enraged, bewigged fetus blown up to nightmarish size

- bursting landfill of municipal solid waste

- sputum-filled Orange Julius

- gangrenous gaping wound

- racist, sexist block of aged cheddar

- oversized wasp exoskeleton stuffed with old mustard

- neo-fascist real estate golem



- abandoned roadside ham hock

- bewildered, golden-helmeted astronaut who’s just landed on this planet from a distant galaxy

- monument to human hubris crafted out of rotting Span

- a walking pile of animated roadkill

- heaving carcass

- stately hot dog casing

- swollen earthworm gizzard

- narcissistic bowl of rotten gazpacho

- yellowing hunk of masticated gristle

- human/Komodo dragon hybrid

- blackening scab artfully hiding in your Raisin Bran

- “taco truck”

- a man who could one day become the first hobgoblin to enter the White House

- horsehair mattress stuffed with molding copies of Hustler

- malignant corn chip

- human Kinder Egg whose inner surprise is a tiny pebble of rat ****



- the sculpture your 3-year old made out of soggy ground-up Goldfish snacks

- a man with the hair of a radioactive skunk

- roiling Cheez Whiz mass

- cryogenically frozen bog man

- a glistening, shouting gristle mass with a history of saying terrible and stupid things

- screaming giant cheese wedge

- Republican frontrunner and 250-pound accumulation of rancid beef

- Day-Glo roadside billboard about jock itch

- temperamental gelatinous sponge

- sentient hate-balloon

- a Rumpelstiltskin inflated with a bike pump and filled with bacteria

- self-tanning enthusiast

- parental pile of burnt organic material

- human-shaped wad of Gak

- walking irradiated tumor



- uncooked chicken breast

- KKK rally port-a-potty holding tank

- neon-tinted hellion

- a plentiful field of dung piled into the shape of a presidential candidate

- malfunctioning wind turbine

- seeping fleabag

- a sticky, grabby, Cheeto-hued toddler with no sense of adult comportment

- figurative rubber, and also literal rubber

- a carnivorous plant watered with irradiated bat urine

- sentient waste disposal plant

- a disappointment

- poorly-drawn fascist

- racist teratoma

- lamprey eel spray-painted gold

- a hair that you pluck, causing a cluster of hairs to sprout in its place

- sunken, corroding soufflé

- nacho cheese golem

- undead tangerine

- a cartoon representation of Irritable Bowel Syndrome in a pharmaceutical ad

- fossilized meatball



- horking mole-creature suffering from radioactive spray-tan

- tattered Craigslist sofa

- a fully-grown Monopoly dog carefully balancing a sponge cake atop its head

- Play-Doh factory explosion

- a new superfood made of finely-ground clown wigs

- unkempt Troll doll found floating face down in a tub of rancid Beluga caviar

- orange bean bag chair with an old cat sitting on it

- the Nickelodeon splat

- Cheeto Jesus

- A vile stain on this Republic

- bat**** crazy crypto-fascist who destroyed the GOP


- flabby Fascist

- our Nation’s wealthiest fetal pig

- oversized yellow gummy bear with teeth

- tiny-fingered banshee coated in slug mustard

- mannequin covered in a chicken-skin robe hidden in the basement of a grown man who collects minion

- Jaundiced Jabba the Hut with a dead Ewok strapped to its head

- Spraytanbraham Lincoln

- a pile of faux-leather designer handbag knockoffs

- half-empty bag of rancid tapioca

- extremely rude ham hock

- French onion soup fart

- melted Claymation villain

- congealing buffalo wing cemented to outgrown armpit hair

- bewigged orange penis ejaculating hate and stupidity


- marlmalade hellbeast

- floppy sack of rancid chicken fat

- overboiled ham

- impacted molar

- Donzi scheme

- Orange Asspimple

- The Great Obfuscator

- orange spray-painted port-a-john

- orange pustule

- poorly dressed mantoddler

- penis shaped asteroid


- Ignorant thug with a lizard brain (quoted from Cher)

- Cheeto Voldemort

- Toupee Fiasco

- the Brick Tamaland of presidents

- Gassy orange goober

- Spastic man-baby

- Donny "Pantalones en Fuego"

- ****face Von Clownstick

- Satchel-Ass

- Lazy corrupt racist orange santorum-covered enemy of the people

- American albatross and the president of people who believe in UFOs

- Bunker Baby Trump

- Bunker King

- UV Don

- Yam tits

- Buttplug face

- Toupeed ****trumpet

- ****womble

- Mangled Apricot Hellbeast

- Witless ****ing ****splat

- Incompressible Jizztrumpet

- Ignorant ****muppet

- Boss Tweet

- Tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing ****gibbon


And perhaps the most accurate and honest:


- The worst person alive—the pettiest, smallest, emptiest, most dishonest, most malignant ****-for-brains you could ever imagine, just an absolute worthless interpretively man-shaped lint clump from the absolute bottom of the human genetic drain






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People won’t follow if this country rules through fear. I won’t. 

Captain bone spurs has never bled or fought for this country. He fights for himself.

I’m not a veteran and have the upmost respect for those who are, saying he has bled for this country seems insulting to those that actually have. 

I don’t have it in me to take another 6 years of this.

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Trump makes emperor-with-no-clothes announcement for president

Wafting out from Mar-a-Lago on Tuesday night, pungent as a three-day-dead rat in a basement closet, came the unmistakable stench of a loser.


Yes, in 2016, Donald Trump pulled an inside straight, with FBI Director James Comey’s unintentional help, to become president over the most emotionally unattractive major party nominee in modern history. (Even then, he lost the popular vote by nearly 3 million ballots.) He has won almost nothing since.


[...]In the Arizona Senate primary, for example, he trashed one of the nation’s best attorneys general in favor of an arguably antisemitic admirer of the Unabomber’s manifesto. In Pennsylvania, he opposed an impressive businessman in favor of a nonconservative, quasi-quack TV doctor who lives in New Jersey and carries water for Turkey’s Islamist president, Recep Tayyip Erdogan. In New Hampshire, he helped a loon who repeatedly asserted that public schools were forcing children to use kitty litter instead of commodes. And despite an electorate that blamed the other party for a bad economy, Trump-besotted Republicans barely won the House, actually lost state legislative seats and several chambers across the country, and lost competitive statewide offices galore.


Now Trump is running for president again, but even his friends at RedState are unimpressed, with longtime fan Bob Hoge calling his announcement a “snoozefest” and a “yawner” that engendered “a surprising lack of excitement.”


Trump is a tired, bitter, sociopathic old grifter. He’s the biggest loser — he should exit the stage.






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Trump's 2024 bid hit with immediate challenge from group behind 'disqualification clause' lawsuits


As Donald Trump announced Tuesday he is running again for the White House, two groups are already working behind the scenes to mount a national push to get elections officials to stop him from being on the ballot because of Jan. 6 -- even as similar such efforts have failed against other Republicans.


Free Speech For People and Mi Familia Vota are launching a campaign via TrumpIsDisqualified.org to urge secretaries of state and other chief elections officials to bar the former president from running for office under Section 3 of the 14th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, known as the disqualification clause.


Enacted after the Civil War, the clause blocks any person from holding federal office who has taken an oath to protect the Constitution -- including a member of Congress -- but who has "engaged in insurrection" against the U.S. or "given aid or comfort" to its "enemies."


Free Speech For People previously filed challenges against other elected Republicans like Reps. Madison Cawthorn and Marjorie Taylor Greene, arguing their actions around Jan. 6 and support for overturning the 2020 election results amounted to the disqualifying behavior. Neither Cawthorn nor Greene participated in the rioting, though Cawthorn spoke at a Trump rally beforehand; Greene has said she was a "victim" along with other lawmakers.


Free Speech For People said it intends to file similar legal challenges against Trump but declined to provide more details to ABC News.


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4 minutes ago, 88Comrade2000 said:

Now that he’s a candidate; it’s time for attack adds Dems. Start attacking him now and don’t rely on LP to do it. Hit Trump daily.



Ugh, no.  Dems should ignore him and not give him any oxygen.  They should simply stand back and let Trump ravage the other potential GOP candidates while making an ass of himself.  Later, much later, they should point to the ****ing circus that is the GOP, which is all Trump, but they can use to tar whatever respectable candidate emerges. 


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2 minutes ago, 88Comrade2000 said:

Now that he’s a candidate; it’s time for attack adds Dems. Start attacking him now and don’t rely on LP to do it. Hit Trump daily.


No.  That's playing to him, giving him free publicity.  The first primary isn't for 14 months.  Ignore him.  Let all his legal problems do the talking.  Then once primary season hits, slam him hard.

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Isaac Hayes Estate Threatens Legal Action Against Donald Trump For Playing Sam & Dave Song at Campaign Launch


Donald Trump kicked off his third bid for the White House on Tuesday night (Nov. 15) at his Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida and within an hour the twice-impeached one-term former president was already facing his latest threat of legal sanction.


In the midst of a nest of investigations into Trump’s actions before and during his tumultuous four-year term, the estate of late R&B/soul legend Isaac Hayes tweeted that it was exploring its legal options to stop the former reality star from using one of Hayes’ compositions at his campaign events. “Once again, the estate and family of Isaac Hayes DID NOT approve the use of ‘Hold On I’m Coming’ by Sam and Dave by Donald Trump at his 2024 Presidential announcement tonight,” read the tweet from the reps for the singer/composer who died in 2008 at age 65.


“We are exploring multiple legal options to stop this unauthorized use,” it warned. Hayes co-wrote the 1966 hit and in a subsequent tweet the estate added, “Stopping a politician from using your music is not always an easy task, but we are dedicated to making sure that Donald Trump does not continue to use ‘Hold on I’m Coming’ by written by Isaac Hayes an David Porter in further rallies and public appearances.”


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22 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said:

Ugh, no.  Dems should ignore him and not give him any oxygen.  They should simply stand back and let Trump ravage the other potential GOP candidates while making an ass of himself.  Later, much later, they should point to the ****ing circus that is the GOP, which is all Trump, but they can use to tar whatever respectable candidate emerges

This. So much this. 

don’t spend your money fighting a guy someone else is spending all their money fighting


let trump and the establishment gop beat each other’s brains out and spend a ton of money doing it


then spend yours fighting whoever wins 

Also. The dems could benefit from a 15 month campaign of clarifying what they’re about and what they’re doing and who’s stopping their ideas. 

If you’re going to invest in anything invest in voter outreach and changing your tactics to setting the narrative not constantly responding to it. 

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15 minutes ago, tshile said:


If you’re going to invest in anything invest in voter outreach and changing your tactics to setting the narrative not constantly responding to it. 

I read an article the other day about the Dems strategy in 2022 was to spend more time and money going after the ballot instead of the voter. It was used by Hobbs in AZ - not doing a debate but spending her time with people campaigning was something they pointed to. 

I was going to post it but had a brain fart and forgot. I'll see if I can find it...

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