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Some fun with Biden's visit:

 

Here's How Joe Biden Was Snuck Into Ukraine Without Anyone Noticing

 

For one, Russia was given a heads-up of the president's visit to avoid any miscalculation that could bring the two nuclear-armed nations into direct conflict.
 

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Article has this hidden gem:

 

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Warning sirens in Ukraine are voiced by “Star Wars” actor Mark Hamill.

 

And, Putin’s Cronies: We Should Have Blown Up Biden in Kyiv

 

Unimpressed, Skabeeva interrupted, “At the same time, Americans seemingly assume that we aren’t planning to respond to anything, since they’re sending even their Biden to Ukraine.” She questioned the wisdom of Russia going along with the trip and purportedly agreeing not to strike Kyiv during the presidential visit: “If we gave these security guarantees, then what for?” Buzhinsky replied, “Well, you know, perhaps we could have whacked Biden, but it would have been too much.” Skabeeva retorted, “So it’s too much to whack Biden, but it’s OK to threaten Putin and it’s also fine to blow up the Nord Stream? It’s not about aggression, it’s about the logic: where is it?”

 

Buzhinsky didn’t object to the idea of killing the American president, as long as his replacement was more in line with Russia’s interests. He wasn’t comfortable with the thought of Vice President Kamala Harris at the helm, claiming that, unlike Biden, Harris would be completely unrestrained in her response to Russia and would present an even worse option for the Kremlin. As opposed to Skabeeva’s suggestion of assassinating Biden, he regretted that the U.S. president wasn’t at least terrorized during his trip. Buzhinsky daydreamed that if Biden traveled to Ukraine by helicopter, he would have been escorted by Russian planes all the way to Kyiv, leaving him with an indelible impression.

 

Irritated, Skabeeva pointed out, “Following your logic, if we’re not starting this confrontation because the replacement will be even worse, then why did we even start this at all? What if everything will only get worse?” She claimed that Biden is “promising to destroy and dismember the Russian Federation.” Buzhinsky stressed that the American president was not the first world leader to visit Kyiv, and Russia should have started by taking out former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson: “If we wanted to do this, we should have started much sooner.”

 

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2 hours ago, PleaseBlitz said:

Are we .... are we really debating the utility of ties in the context of MTG's anti-Zelensky screed?

 

She's grasping at straws because Zelensky has been an extraordinary leader in the face of an existential threat to his nation, and for some crazy reason, the MAGA wing of the GOP has decided that it reflects poorly on them.  Then Biden's trip makes Biden look like he "the leader of the free world" (as he is), and this is bad politically for MTG.  So she has to respond with something because "just STFU" isn't in her playbook.  So, here we are.  With ties.  

I don't recall debating anything. I stated a fact that ties are stupid. It's not up for debate. 

 

Not as stupid at MTG, and certainly not as stupid as anyone who would vote for her though. 

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The fact that trumps tie never got discussed much always baffled me. I know we talked about it here but I don’t recall seeing it elsewhere. 
 

that was the first thing that came to my attention other than his inability to speak for more than 30 seconds without contradicting himself and sounding like an idiot with incomplete sentence or incoherent thoughts. 
 

how anyone that’s had to learn how to tie a tie can take one look at him and not go “wtf how does he not know how to tie a tie or have someone do it for him…”

 

although on that subject, always found it crazy how many men don’t know how to tie a tie. I’ve had to tie everyone’s ties at multiple weddings …

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17 hours ago, Larry said:

Who create lots of jobs for - the kind of people American agriculture hires to help out on farms.  

You mean more good, red blooded 'Muricun citizens, right? Because I can't imagine JimBob hiring an (their term) illegal alien. Nosir, they'd never do that.

 

4 hours ago, tshile said:

I like ties

 

And there it is. I always knew something was wrong with you!

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29 minutes ago, tshile said:
29 minutes ago, tshile said:

Idk why you people hate ties. 
 

 

prolly cause they can’t tie them…

 

29 minutes ago, tshile said:

 

but I like dressing up. 

 

OK Ken…

 

29 minutes ago, tshile said:

 

plus ties are fun for later. Unless you’re boring. 

🤨

 

 

https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/21/politics/russia-intercontinental-ballistic-missile-test/index.html

 

Russia carried out a test of an intercontinental ballistic missile that appears to have failed while President Joe Biden was in Ukraine on Monday, according to two US officials familiar with the matter.

 

 

 

 

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43 minutes ago, tshile said:

Idk why you people hate ties. 
 

I might if someone forced me to wear one for work every day. Or if it was part of a uniform and I had no say. 
 

but I like dressing up. 
 

plus ties are fun for later. Unless you’re boring. 

What's your opinion on bow ties?

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3 hours ago, Fan since a Fetus said:

I feel like this is tshile dressing up with his tie on. 

You know what they say about the size of the hoop earrings…

3 hours ago, PokerPacker said:

What's your opinion on bow ties?

Got nothing there. I won’t wear a clip on and have never learned how to tie one. So. 🤷‍♂️ 

2 hours ago, The 12th Commandment said:

I wonder why the Tucker bow tie doesn't get more mileage?  It's prime comedic material.

Idk how old you are but tuckers been around for a long, long time. He first came to my attention as a host of cross fire on cnn, when the Jon Stewart made fun of him  relentlessly. Including on Crossfire, to his face, when he was invited on (because he kept making fun of the show)

 

it got so much mileage out of it people quit. Got old. 

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31 minutes ago, tshile said:

You know what they say about the size of the hoop earrings…

Got nothing there. I won’t wear a clip on and have never learned how to tie one. So. 🤷‍♂️ 

Idk how old you are but tuckers been around for a long, long time. He first came to my attention as a host of cross fire on cnn, when the Jon Stewart made fun of him  relentlessly. Including on Crossfire, to his face, when he was invited on (because he kept making fun of the show)

 

it got so much mileage out of it people quit. Got old. 

You forgot something in your reply.

 

 

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