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NYT: Matt Gaetz Is Said to Be Investigated Over Possible Sexual Relationship With a Girl, 17. Wrap it up. Gaetz likely to avoid charges. Gaetz former ally sentenced to 11 years.


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1 hour ago, mistertim said:

So the DoJ opened an official investigation into a relationship Gaetz had with a girl that doesn't exist? 

 

Seems legit.

 

And it never ever happened.  

 

And he is simply announcing that "buying plane tickets and hotel rooms for someone you're dating is perfectly legal" for no particular reason at all.  Not because he's being fed information about the investigation, who the girl is, and what the Feds have found out so far, or anything.  

 

No doubt some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise . . at night . . . in eel infested waters.  

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5 minutes ago, TryTheBeal! said:

Get this dude back on Tucker Carlson immediately!

 

 

 

. . . which none of his fellow Republicans had a problem with.  At least not out loud.  Not even a "Hey, we should replace this guy with a less sleazy Republican."  

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4 hours ago, PleaseBlitz said:

 

I feel like this is the inevitable result.  If people look too closely, for whatever reason, they are probably going to find some, er, irregularities, even if they are entirely unrelated to what they were looking for in the first place.  

 

Like, if you have a girl in a well in your basement who you are fattening up to make a suit out of her skin, don't blare house music in the middle of the night.  

You know the saying: don't commit more than one crime at once.

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32 minutes ago, Barry.Randolphe said:

He probably didn't even sleep with them, he downloaded them off Reddit and claimed he did :ols: 

 

He's probably one of those guys who's dumb enough to photoshop hot girls into his pictures in the belief that it will fool people.

 

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29 minutes ago, TheGreatBuzz said:

 

There are pictures of naked women on Reddit?  I’ve never actually been on that site.

 

Dude, yes LOL.  You're missing out. Just make sure to go anonymous when checking out the PAWGs 🤙🏽

 

Aaaaaand just realized this ain't the RTT.  

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47 minutes ago, NoCalMike said:

Ok fine.....but what does MGT have to say about all the mounting allegations, I need to know so I know what to think!

 

Wow..."Marjorie Taylor Green" and "think" in the same sentence.  Admittedly not in direct proximity...still tho...had no idea it could happen.

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