Xameil Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Hersh said: That he can’t get in New York or Jersey?? Well in all fairness..if it was in Jersey he'd probably need a shot after... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraCommander Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 I'm just gonna leave this here and let you all rip yourselves apart. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, Hersh said: That he can’t get in New York or Jersey?? Probably not on a cop's salary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 I put my Christmas lights up the other day and learned that I have strands of lights in three different shades of white. Decided that situation was overdue for rectifying and looked online at both Target and Lowes to buy more of the preferred shade. Sold out. Sold out!?!? Thanks Biden, one month into the job and we’re already dealing with the effects of cancel culture on Christmas. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 1 minute ago, skinsfan_1215 said: I put my Christmas lights up the other day and learned that I have strands of lights in three different shades of white. Decided that situation was overdue for rectifying and looked online at both Target and Lowes to buy more of the preferred shade. Sold out. Sold out!?!? Thanks Biden, one month into the job and we’re already dealing with the effects of cancel culture on Christmas. I'm sorry...but what does this have to do with Die Hard...unless you went al John McClane on their asses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, Xameil said: I'm sorry...but what does this have to do with Die Hard...unless you went al John McClane on their asses Rename the damn thread then 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbyrwock Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 11 minutes ago, Xameil said: I'm sorry...but what does this have to do with Die Hard...unless you went al John McClane on their asses Die Hard Die Hard 2 Die Hard with a Vengence Live Free or Die Hard A Good Day to Die Hard Decorate or Die Hard ...mind you its just a working title 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 Non Die Hard-specific War on Christmas antics: Rather than an inflatable Santa or Snowman or Jesus, I put up an inflatable Yoda. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hersh Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 20 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said: Probably not on a cop's salary. we are talking about Jersey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Hersh said: we are talking about Jersey. It's not canon, but I assume John doesn't want any Christmas herpes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hersh Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 Just now, PleaseBlitz said: Non Die Hard-specific War on Christmas antics: Rather than an inflatable Santa or Snowman or Jesus, I put up an inflatable Yoda. without Yoda, there is no baby Yoda. That’s a Christmas miracle. Plus, he’s practically an elf and there was snow in the first movie he was in, which automatically qualifies any movie for Christmas status. 1 minute ago, PleaseBlitz said: It's not canon, but I assume John doesn't want any Christmas herpes. No man has ever been about to get some and thought “I better not, I might catch something.” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 4 hours ago, Momma There Goes That Man said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbyrwock Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 12 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said: Non Die Hard-specific War on Christmas antics: Rather than an inflatable Santa or Snowman or Jesus, I put up an inflatable Yoda. You put up an inflatable Yoda where...exactly. ...know what...nevermind. I guess some people really like their Star Wars 😉. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCB Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 End this foolishness now: https://gazette.com/arts-entertainment/8-reasons-why-die-hard-is-a-christmas-movie/article_539f35b6-16d8-11ea-b2c5-fb3c91522541.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bearrock Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Momma There Goes That Man said: I’m going to die on this hill that it isn’t a Christmas movie and then I’m going to kill every one of you that thinks it is What will you be humming on this spree? If you play your cards right,it could be a Christmas Massacre 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Hersh said: Home Alone can happen in July when school gets out. It’s a wonderful life can take place any day of the entire year. Sure it can but the entire movie that exists now is changed as a result from the beginning to the very end. All of the dialogue, the songs, the entire plot is different and would have to be rewritten. set die hard on St Patrick’s day and everything is literally the exact same. Not hypothetically but the actual movie that exists right now is the same after the first 5 minutes. Christmas serves no purpose to that movie 1 hour ago, PleaseBlitz said: Non Die Hard-specific War on Christmas antics: Rather than an inflatable Santa or Snowman or Jesus, I put up an inflatable Yoda. For the second year in a row, we couldn’t decide if we wanted a star or an angel on top of the tree. So, we picked both and there is a picture of baby Yoda on top of our tree again this year Edited December 9, 2020 by Momma There Goes That Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, Momma There Goes That Man said: set die hard on St Patrick’s day and everything is literally the exact same. Not hypothetically but the actual movie that exists right now is the same after the first 5 minutes. Christmas serves no purpose to that movie Except the whole reason John McClane is there in the first place is to be with his family for Christmas. And they're at a company Christmas party. It would be a stretch to say "I'm coming to visit for St. Patrick's day, so we can get drunk together." What companies throw St. Patrick's Day parties? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, tshile said: Honestly the movie being released in July is a better argument than this idea that you can substitute a plot device with another therefore it has nothing to do with it. you guys should just stick to the July release reason 🙂 Its a wonderful life was released in that magical Christmas month that is............ January. 🤓 The original miracle on 34th Street was released in May. 🎄 Jaws 4 the revenge, arguably the greatest Christmas movie of all time, was released in July same as Die Hard. 😋 18 minutes ago, China said: What companies throw St. Patrick's Day parties? Uh the best companies? Edited December 9, 2020 by clietas 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, clietas said: Its a wonderful life was released in that magical Christmas month that is............ January. 🤓 The original miracle on 34th Street was released in June. 🧑🎄 Jaws 4 the revenge, arguably the greatest Christmas movie of all time, was released in July same as Die Hard. 😋 basically the only argument that holds up that it isn’t a Christmas movie is ”I just don’t want it to be called a Christmas movie” Which is fine. They’re allowed to be wrong Edited December 9, 2020 by tshile 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbyrwock Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 (edited) 15 minutes ago, clietas said: Jaws 4 the revenge, arguably the greatest Christmas movie of all time, was released in July same as Die Hard. 😋 Arguable Michael Caine's best movie...and such a holiday classic. Santa Jaws is coming to town... Edited December 9, 2020 by Jabbyrwock 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 35 minutes ago, China said: Except the whole reason John McClane is there in the first place is to be with his family for Christmas. And they're at a company Christmas party. It would be a stretch to say "I'm coming to visit for St. Patrick's day, so we can get drunk together." What companies throw St. Patrick's Day parties? a lot of companies throw at Patrick’s day parties. And it could be his kids birthday. The point is that taking Christmas out of the movie changes nothing about the movie. It’s not relevant to the plot at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hersh Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 (edited) 44 minutes ago, Momma There Goes That Man said: Sure it can but the entire movie that exists now is changed as a result from the beginning to the very end. All of the dialogue, the songs, the entire plot is different and would have to be rewritten. set die hard on St Patrick’s day and everything is literally the exact same. Not hypothetically but the actual movie that exists right now is the same after the first 5 minutes. Christmas serves no purpose to that movie except for the music and some of the dialogue and the reason McClane is going to visit his wife and there is nothing like rekindling love on St. Patrick’s day. Lets rewrite the vault opening scene: “it’s st. Patrick’s day eve, the mayor won’t actually care.” When the vault opens after St. Patrick’s day music “Happy St. Patrick’s day” You’re right. The script practically writes itself. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JMKQVPV1pf0 Edited December 9, 2020 by Hersh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 26 minutes ago, clietas said: Its a wonderful life was released in that magical Christmas month that is............ January. 🤓 its a wonderful life isn’t really a Christmas movie either but it’s message is so strong it’s considered one. Miracle on 34th street is clearly about Christmas so the release date is irrelevant. basically die hard has nothing in its favor except that it happens to take place around Christmas. it’s just a bunch of dude bros happily fulfilling the typical male stereotype as they cite die hard as a Christmas movie at parties and gatherings. “Look at that manly man and his action Christmas movie” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yohan Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 13 minutes ago, Jabbyrwock said: Arguable Michael Caine's best movie...and such a holiday classic. Santa Jaws is coming to town... I think it's on Prime Video. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, Momma There Goes That Man said: its a wonderful life isn’t really a Christmas movie either but it’s message is so strong it’s considered one. Miracle on 34th street is clearly about Christmas so the release date is irrelevant. basically die hard has nothing in its favor except that it happens to take place around Christmas. it’s just a bunch of dude bros happily fulfilling the typical male stereotype as they cite die hard as a Christmas movie at parties and gatherings. “Look at that manly man and his action Christmas movie” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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