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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

 

They had great seats behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "...especially the tight pants and all the big muscles but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

 

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"......

 

"Well they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, ALL they kept screaming was..."Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!"....

 

"I'm like... Hellooooo? It is only 25 cents!"

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1 minute ago, skinsmarydu said:

One I heard on the radio the other day...

If there's tomatoes in a pizza, that makes it a salad. 

And croutons on a salad makes it a sandwich.  My brain froze. 

 

If tomatoes are fruit, does that make the pizza a fruit salad? 🤯

 

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Once, when my Dad was trying to lose some weight, he tried to convince himself that a Shakey's Special pizza was healthy because it contained so many different food groups. Needless to say, I supported him in his quest for wellness.

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