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Three ultra-competitive friends from work go out drinking on a Friday night. They start trying to see who can drink the most without passing out, and soon they are plastered beyond belief.

 

The following Monday they meet up at work:

 

First guy says "man, I got so drunk Friday that when I got home I blew chunks all night!"

 

Seond guy, feeling his competitive spirit, says "That's nothing...I got so drunk that when I got home I went into my neighbor's house thinking it was my house. Guy who lives there chased me out with a shotgun!"

 

Third guy, wanting to top both stories, says "You think that's bad? I got so drunk that I urinated all over a police car wiindshield with the police still in it. I spent all weekend in jail and didn't get out until an hour ago!!"

 

First guy shakes his head and says "You gut's don't understand..."Chunks" is my dog's name."

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2 hours ago, skinsmarydu said:

you bicycle guys  :drooley:

 

Good morning, everyone. 

 

<coffee/brain juice pic>

<jack pic>

 

NOTHING is waking up my brain any more.... do you have any 2020 strength coffee?

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