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2 hours ago, gbear said:

LD0506,

that makes me think about my interactions with  youngest every day.  Who am I kidding?  Every other minute is closer to true.

 

Boyzilla is 16 and it's still like that.......

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So no meme, photo or video,, but I figured y'all might want to laugh at me for a minute.
Last night I poisoned myself.
I wanted a drink, and I guess the last time I washed my favorite high-ball i didn't rinse it out well enough and I ended up making a Vodka, Coke and Dawn ****tail.
3 sips and holy smokes, violent puking all night long. Like Exorcist level.
first sip: that tastes a little odd.
tries a 2nd sip.. yeah, definitely weird.
3rd sip: RUHAARRRRLLL!

Now, when they say Dawn is highly concentrated, they are not kidding. i had soap bubbles coming up my throat all night.
after about 2 hellish hours, i need a sip of water.. ONE tiny sip and more bubbles and HHAAARRRRLLL!
I think i threw up stuff I ate in 1996.
All good now, but whew..  rough night.

 

~Barf

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