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On 4/9/2020 at 4:22 PM, LD0506 said:

 

Man why couldn't they just go back to some rendition of the durtybird uni's? Those were viscious

 

Too bad many people that have no concept of sports are being put in charge of uniform ideas these days. 

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One day my cold cut loving wife sent our son to visit his grandmother, who thinks her teddy bear is Franklin Delano Roosevelt. His older sister Lizzie was taking care of her aunt, who was paralyzed in a street fight with Ronda Rousy. Lizzie’s ADHD, but her Instagram rocks. Aunt Ellen thinks she can power her electronics with root vegetables slathered in mucus. Her niece said she didn’t believe her, so Ellen duct taped her to a chair.  Meanwhile Karen, who lost her left arm in a rodeo accident, is spying on her neighbor Kim, who breeds chickens and cleans them with spit takes while her lesbian partner Sophie feeds spaghetti and meatballs to the birds in her back yard.

 

It all makes perfect sense except for Donna. She’s got some kind of tongue pain fetish.

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2 hours ago, Dan T. said:

One day my cold cut loving wife sent our son to visit his grandmother, who thinks her teddy bear is Franklin Delano Roosevelt. His older sister was taking care of her aunt, who was paralyzed in a street fight with Ronda Rousy. She’s ADHD, but her Instagram rocks. Aunt Ellen thinks she can power her electronics with root vegetables slathered in mucus. Her niece said she didn’t believe her, so Ellen duct taped her to a chair.  Meanwhile Karen, who lost her left arm in a rodeo accident, is spying on her neighbor Kim, who breeds chickens and cleans them with spit takes while her lesbian partner Sophie feeds spaghetti and meatballs to the birds in her back yard.

 

It all makes perfect sense except for Donna. She’s got some kind of tongue pain fetish.

 

I stand corrected lol...

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The year was 1947.

Some of you will recall that on July 8th 70+ years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and donkey ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that during the month of April, 1948, about nine months after that historic day, the following people were born: Mike Pence, Donald Trump, Paul Manafort, Mitch McConnell.

This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses. I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.

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