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1 minute ago, DoneMessedUp said:

"Sure, sure I heard of grits. I've just never actually SEEN a grit before."

 

 

"You were serious about that?"

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Everyone better get this one...

 

"I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where’s the Tylenol?"

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9 hours ago, clietas said:

Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone "ahhrgh"?

 

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Hot Fuzz

 

 

"Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?"

 

"No."

 

"Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?"

 

"No."

 

"Have you ever been involved in a high speed pursuit?"

 

"Yes, I have."

 

"Have you ever fired a gun whilst involved in a high speed pursuit?"

 

"No!"

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"Never would have thought of that."

"Clearly you've never been to Singapore."  

 

Spoiler

Pirates of the Caribbean

 

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13 hours ago, skinsmarydu said:

I don't remember how to hide comments on mobile, but it really shouldn't be necessary.

"Do you like apples?"

Good Will Hunting?  Not sure I'd consider that one a comedy.

 

1 hour ago, techboy said:

 

"Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?"

 

"No."

 

"Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?"

 

"No."

 

"Have you ever been involved in a high speed pursuit?"

 

"Yes, I have."

 

"Have you ever fired a gun whilst involved in a high speed pursuit?"

 

"No!"

I love that they wind up doing all of those things in the movie.

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1 hour ago, Larry said:

"Never would have thought of that."

"Clearly you've never been to Singapore."  

 

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Pirates of the Caribbean

 

 

Answer hidden. 

Spoiler

Pirates of the Caribbean.  Great movie. 

 

"Red thingy, moving toward the green thingy. I think we're the green thingy." 

Spoiler

Galaxyquest

 

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11 hours ago, justice98 said:

"I believe this movie. A dude could jump off a mountain and not hurt himself, 'cause he did brace himself, and knew something about the levels of gravitivity and polarity."

 


Hollywood Shuffle?

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"I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here."

 

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On 1/15/2020 at 12:03 AM, China said:

 

"I know this is completely unorthodox. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Now that penis had a mole on it – I’d recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he’s extremely dangerous. "

Porky's

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This first one is too obscure, but it is my favorite only because it is my life's philosophy summed up in one sentence:

 

"I'm not crazy; I just don't give a ****."

Spoiler

Night of the Comet

"Have you tried the anal intruder?"

Spoiler

Top Secret

"Talking with Zuzu was like masturbating with a cheese grater...mildly entertaining, but mostly painful."

Spoiler

Ford Fairlane

"Now here are two words for you...shut the **** up."

Spoiler

Midnight Run

 

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24 minutes ago, Riggo-toni said:

 

 

 

"Talking with Zuzu was like masturbating with a cheese grater...mildly entertaining, but mostly painful."

 

 

This is the only one I know.

 

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Love that movie.

 

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Can you give us directions to Manns

Chinese Theatre?

 

Go Back to Michigan. 

 

We're from Wisconsin. 

 

Yeah, I'm from my dads penis. Now **** off.

 

 

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Here's one in the form of a multiple choice quiz

 

Quote:

"Shut the **** up, Donny, you're out of your element."

 

 

Source:

A -  Walter Sobchak in The Big Leboswki

B- Former White House Chief of Staff John Kelly

C - Both

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22 hours ago, DoneMessedUp said:

"Sure, sure I heard of grits. I've just never actually SEEN a grit before."

 

Man be careful with that one he is sensitive about being called funny.

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On 1/15/2020 at 8:52 AM, youngestson said:

"As you know drugs are money."

 

"Wait, I thought time was money?"

Volunteers?

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"Well, which'll it be young feller? If'n i freeze, i can't rightly git down on the floor, and if'n I drop I am surely going to be in motion."

 

~bang

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^^^ One of my all time favorites... from the same movie:

 

"You mean you busted out of jail."

 

"No, ma'am. We released ourselves on our own recognizance."


"What my brother here means to say is that we felt that the institution no longer had anything to offer us."

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Here is an easy one-

"Those aren't pillows!"  

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Fenwick: It isn't 100% sure thing, right guys?

Billy: What? What do you mean? He's getting married New Year's Eve.

Boogie: No, no. Not until she takes the test.

Billy: What are you talking about?

Boogie: Tell him.

Fenwick: Eddie's given Elyse a football quiz. If she fails, the marriage is off.

Billy: What? Come on, you guys. You puttin' me on? Is this a joke or what?

Boogie: Nah. You know Eddie and the Colts - very serious stuff.

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@Dan T.

Dammit, I know I have seen that! Is that Diner?

 

On 1/14/2020 at 8:52 PM, TheGreatBuzz said:

My father was fond of saying you need three things in life – a good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a clever accountant. The first two, I’ve never had much use for.

Is Schindler's List a comedy?😦

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26 minutes ago, Riggo-toni said:

Is Schindler's List a comedy?😦


Nah.  But I like to bring it up when people mention comedies.  Comes from a actual event I had happen once.  Short story is I interjected myself into a conversation and thought we were talking about best movies of all time.  Apparently we were only talking about best comedies of all time.  So when I mentioned Schindler’s List, everyone was appalled.  So now it’s just become a thing.

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