Blondie Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 For all of my Extremeskin sisters: A WOMAN'S (REAL) PRAYER: Now I lay me Down to sleep. I pray the Lord My shape to keep. Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it sags. Please no age spots Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord For all that you've done. Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Foot Note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Or knobby knees:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Riggo-toni Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Every woman wants 4 animals in the house: A mink in the closet A Jaguar in the garage A tiger in bed.... and a jackass to pay for it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 :laugh: :rotflmao: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phat Hog Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by riggo-toni Every woman wants 4 animals in the house: A mink in the closet A Jaguar in the garage A tiger in bed.... and a jackass to pay for it all :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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