China Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Arizona woman sent 159K texts to man she met on dating site PHOENIX (AP) — A Phoenix woman accused of stalking a man met on a dating site and sending him more than 65,000 text messages apparently sent more than twice that many. Jacqueline Ades sent a man more than 159,000 text messages — some of which were threatening — over the course of nearly 10 months, according to police records the Arizona Republic obtained via a public records request. The two went on a single date. The man, whose name has not been released, called the police after he found Ades parked outside his home in July 2017. Paradise Valley officers escorted her off his property and that’s when police say Ades began threatening the man. One text read: “I’d make sushi outta ur kidneys n chopsticks outta ur hand bones.” Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 I used to work for a woman who I really adored, she's one of my all time favorite people. One of my favorite lines she ever said was "...women...we're all stone cold ****ing nuts. It just matters to what degree you can put up with it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 I'd probably be more inclined to date a woman if she told me she'd make sushi out of my kidneys and use my hand bones for chopsticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 27 minutes ago, China said: “I’d make sushi outta ur kidneys n chopsticks outta ur hand bones.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Damn..... Even before clicking I the thread and seeing nothing but the title, my first thought was "Yep, totally not gonna relieve you of your nuts and kidneys at some point" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 16 minutes ago, Mr. Sinister said: Damn..... Even before clicking I the thread and seeing nothing but the title, my first thought was "Yep, totally not gonna relieve you of your nuts and kidneys at some point" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 So that's like 550 a day. Now compare that to your average high school sophomore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 So am I reading this right? This girl is still available? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 7, 2019 Author Share Posted January 7, 2019 6 minutes ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: So am I reading this right? This girl is still available? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 You can make better chopsticks out of a person's ulna's (the smaller of the two bones in your forearms) than hand bones. Hand bones are all way too short. Just sayin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 7, 2019 Author Share Posted January 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said: You can make better chopsticks out of a person's ulna's (the smaller of the two bones in your forearms) than hand bones. Hand bones are all way too short. Just sayin. We need to change your avatar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 16 minutes ago, China said: <crazy/hot chart> There's something wrong with a chart that lists trannies under the 8-10 hot range. It's not just that they happen to include that range, but exist exclusively in that range. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 It's like a real life meme Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 That's a Cooperstown level crazyface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 I want to hear more about that one, and only, date they went on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 4 hours ago, mistertim said: I'd probably be more inclined to date a woman if she told me she'd make sushi out of my kidneys and use my hand bones for chopsticks. For some reason I find the reference to hand bones more disturbing than the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llevron Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Destino said: I want to hear more about that one, and only, date they went on. Went on one and only one date with a chick that told me (on the way to the Cheesecake Factory) that my car was haunted by the souls of 23 children. I drive a Chevy Cobalt. You can’t get 23 of nuthin in that ****. That’s how I knew she wasn’t just crazy, but stupid..... So I took the young lady to McDonald’s and she still let me smash. Fries Ed were cold tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Had a friend a long time ago set me up on a blind date. I go pick the chick up and she has twin babies. I feel like that is a detail should have been mentioned. I took her to see Hannibal. Never heard from her again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 56 minutes ago, Llevron said: Went on one and only one date with a chick that told me (on the way to the Cheesecake Factory) that my car was haunted by the souls of 23 children. I drive a Chevy Cobalt. You can’t get 23 of nuthin in that ****. That’s how I knew she wasn’t just crazy, but stupid..... So I took the young lady to McDonald’s and she still let me smash. Fries Ed were cold tho Duuuuude Don't ever **** with the psycho spirit mediums. Should've just given her a McChicken and a bus ticket. At best she's crazy, and at worst, she's crazy and believes she is the reincarnation of some burned vengeful Salem witch or some ****, with one foot in the supernatural realm. Crazy asses. I do not however deny that those types may have the best 4 seam, 2 seam, change, etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 She's got clear crazy eyes. Dude should have bailed on sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, Cooked Crack said: She's got clear crazy eyes. Dude should have bailed on sight. She's probably a 7 or an 8 on the Wilbanks scale. The Wilbanks scale is something I trademarked after the Runaway Bride story where the woman self-kidnapped to avoid getting married. Because she was a clear 10, I named it after her. For reference: I don't think anyone else will ever achieve a 10, but as I said, I'll give kidney-sushi woman a 7 or 8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llevron Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 10 hours ago, Mr. Sinister said: Duuuuude Don't ever **** with the psycho spirit mediums. Should've just given her a McChicken and a bus ticket. At best she's crazy, and at worst, she's crazy and believes she is the reincarnation of some burned vengeful Salem witch or some ****, with one foot in the supernatural realm. Crazy asses. I do not however deny that those types may have the best 4 seam, 2 seam, change, etc I really wanna tell you the rest of this story but I want yall to think highly of me at the same time lol. Lets just say spirit mediums have crazy powers and hers was in her pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llevron Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 12 hours ago, TheGreatBuzz said: Had a friend a long time ago set me up on a blind date. I go pick the chick up and she has twin babies. I feel like that is a detail should have been mentioned. I took her to see Hannibal. Never heard from her again. The best part of this is your wife's confusion lol I can see you like "Long time ago. Long time ago. long long time ago" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 Yo psycho**** - if you have the hand/wrist stamina to type out over 500 texts a day, you would have no problem hanging on to a man if you start using those powers for good instead of evil... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted January 8, 2019 Share Posted January 8, 2019 17 hours ago, PleaseBlitz said: You can make better chopsticks out of a person's ulna's (the smaller of the two bones in your forearms) than hand bones. Hand bones are all way too short. Just sayin. When Thomas Keller comes out to say hello, say ^^^ that. TK: Hello, how was your meal this evening? PB: You can make better chopsticks out of a person's ulna's than hand bones. Hand bones are all way too short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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