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3 minutes ago, TK said:

Just wait til you guys find out what a Cowturkey is. :)

I am imagining a featherless fowl-like creature that is 6 feet tall, with black and white mottled stars, stuffed and trussed with burgundy & gold, that is smoking after getting roasted!

 

I can already smell it............oh wait, better check my oven!

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For the newer members, a tradition when I can remember to do it:

 

 

Dallas Fan Haiku

 

BEAUTY

Naked in repose

Silvery silhouette girls

Adorn my mudflaps

 

REMORSE

A painful sadness

Can't fit Big Screen TV through

Double-wide's front door

 

OPTIONS

Unemployment's out

Hey, maybe I can git on

Disability

 

BLAZE

Distant sirens scream

Dumb-ass Vern's been mowing with

Gasoline again

 

A NEW MOON

Flashlights pierce darkness

No nightcrawlers to be found

Guess we'll dig some frogs

 

EXUBERANCE

Joyous, playful, bright

Trailer park girl rolls in puddle

Of old motor oil

 

ALONE

Seeking solitude

Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for

Restraining order

 

DESIRE

Damn, in that tube-top

You make me almost forget

That you're my cousin

 

HATRED

I curse the rainbow

Emblazoned upon his hood

Damn Jeff Gordon

 

DRAMA

Set the VCR

Dukes of Hazard Marathon

Starts at 9 o'clock

 

DEPRIVED

In Wal-Mart toy aisle

Wailing boy wants rasslin doll

Mama whups his ass

 

NO SIGNAL

White noise, buzzing static

Call Earl; the satellite dish

Needs new descrambler

 

IMPOUNDED

Sixty five dollars

And cyclone fence keeps me from

My El Camino

 

GATHERING

In early morning mist

Mama searches Circle K for

Moon Pies and Red Man

 

PRIDE

Grinning, he displays

The nine hundred beer cans that

Fill his pick-up bed

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Im at this strange peace with this game.

If we win, friggin awesome we basically have the NFC east wrapped up and we get to host a playoff game.

If we lose well with all the offensive injuries we probably didn't have any chance in the playoffs anyway with the two powerhouses that are the saints and rams.

 

Don't know but for some reason I just dont think I'm gonna freak out if we lose like I usually do when the skins choke at the turning point in the season. 

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I can't get overly confident about this game. Short week, prime time and the cowboys at home. Plus... redskins. But it's winnable. Definitely winnable and doing so puts the team in the driving seat for a division championship. Let's hope our guys come out prepared and smack these pretenders in the mouth!

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8 minutes ago, my_friend_goo said:

I can't get overly confident about this game. Short week, prime time and the cowboys at home. Plus... redskins. But it's winnable. Definitely winnable and doing so puts the team in the driving seat for a division championship. Let's hope our guys come out prepared and smack these pretenders in the mouth!

The redskins won in dallas under the SAME circumstances (short week, primetime, cowboys at home) in 2012. And with a worse record as well. So, saying “plus redskins...” is ignoring what happened back then. 

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