fuji869 Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 Here are more jokes poking fun @ America's Team! :wavetowel The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the cowboys play better on "grass." Q: What's Jerry Jones biggest concern A: Does Bail Money count against the Salary Cap? Q: What do you say to a Dallas Cowboy in a suit? A: Will the defendant please rise. Q: Did you hear about the fire at the Dallas Cowboys' library facilities? A: Both books were burned, and one of them had not even been colored in yet. Q: What do you call it, when a Dallas Cowboy goes on vacation? A: Time off for good behavior. Q: How do you make Deion Sanders slower than a snail? A: Call a pass route through a metal detector and wait for him to remove him jewelry. Jerry Jones was really upset with Irvin for the hotel room incident. After all, Irvin did get caught with coke instead of Pepsi. Q: Why is Quincy Carter unable to answer a telephone? A: He can't find the receiver. Q. What does Deion Sanders's football and baseball career have in common? A. He can not hit in either one. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Hog Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGCHILL_02 Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 when it comes to the cowboys and coke they draw the line right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 hmmm intersting though, lately it seems that the skins are piling up a bunch of criminals on the team like darrell russell, L. coles, so I guess washington is open to free drug trade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonnyJ Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 I'd love to have a team full of criminals with the character and desire of Coles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troy Fakeman Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 At least we dont have a murderer....like Ray lewis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symbol Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 Hey, the Redskins don't have druggies, we have rapists and complainers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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