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The Michael Cohen/Trump SDNY Investigation Thread


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Bank officer: So Mr. Cohen, what will this home equity loan be used for?  Home improvements or repairs? Education expenses? Debt consolidation?

Michael Cohen: It's hush money so a porn star and a Playboy bunny keep their mouths shut about banging Donald Trump.

Bank officer: Oh. Well then. Um, I'll have my assistant draw up the papers for you to sign.

Cohen: [Pulls cell phone from ear] Oh, and we might need to jack up that cash amount.   Don Jr. is banging an Apprentice contestant.

Bank officer: Well.  Pending the home inspection, I think we can accommodate an increase.

Cohen: Hang on. I got another call. [Listens, hangs up.]  Hey, how much does an abortion cost?  I got an RNC guy in a bit of hot water.

Bank officer:  Maybe you should try Wells Fargo across the street.

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