Llevron Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 Y’all make me laugh Link to post Share on other sites
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 (edited) I just watched the video of Dancing in the Dark and threw up violently. My cousin tried to tell me that Springsteen doesn’t suck and presented this song as evidence. I made it all the way to the 2nd line without throwing up. “If you’ve ever seen a one legged dog making his way down the street then you’ve seen me.” A ONE LEGGED DOG?!?! Not a three legged dog, huh? A one legged dog... How the **** does that work exactly? Edited February 10 by Sacks 'n' Stuff 6 Link to post Share on other sites
Dan T. Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 Bruce Springsteen is a national treasure. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
TryTheBeal! Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 Baby this town rips the bones from your back Its a Spiff-trap Its a Riverboat rap We gotta get out while we’re young Cause tramps like us, baby we were born to RONNNNNNNNN! 3 Link to post Share on other sites
PleaseBlitz Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 Obviously we need a Bruce Springsstein thread that doesn't exist solely in Spiffy's mind. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Dan T. Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 To get this thread back on track, consider this... Bruuce Springsteen has 17 letters. Q is the 17th letter of the Alphabet. Hmmm. 7 Link to post Share on other sites
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted February 10 Share Posted February 10 Here’s another Bruce Springsteen diddy with lyrics that also suck. —-So no one told you life was going to be this way. Your job's a joke, you're broke, you're love life's DOA. It's like you're always stuck in second gear, When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year. But, I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour. I'll be there for you, like I've been there before. I'll be there for you, cause you're there for me too. You're still in bed at ten, the work began at eight. You've burned your breakfast, so far, things are going great. Your mother warned you there'd be days like these. —- Look at that last line... My mother warned me there’d be days like these??? No she didn’t Bruce, cause the first line to your stupid song is “no one told me life was gonna be this way.” ***hole. 7 1 Link to post Share on other sites
clietas Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 6 hours ago, Dan T. said: Bruuce Springsteen has 17 letters. Q is the 17th letter of the Alphabet. Hmmm. 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites
TryTheBeal! Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 16 hours ago, Spaceman Spiff said: Lullllllz they pulled his Jeep ad from YouTube: https://pitchfork.com/news/bruce-springsteen-jeep-ad-pulled-from-youtube-after-report-of-dwi-arrest/ Wonder if The Boss had to do a night in the pokey like any of us common folk would have to. You know Bruce, just a real down home kinda guy. I bet he wanted to be treated like a regular person. It’s being reported that Springsteen’s roadside bac was .02...1 quarter of the legal limit. Basically, maybe two beers. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 (edited) 35 minutes ago, TryTheBeal! said: It’s being reported that Springsteen’s roadside bac was .02...1 quarter of the legal limit. Basically, maybe two beers. Hey, don't blame me for bringing it up TEG was the one who made the initial comment. Think he was driving a Miata? Edited February 11 by Spaceman Spiff Link to post Share on other sites
The Evil Genius Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 1 hour ago, Spaceman Spiff said: Hey, don't blame me for bringing it up TEG was the one who made the initial comment. Wait.. what? What did I do now? Also I think the Friends theme song joke went over my head. Bruce didn't wrote those lyrics. Also, side note, R.E.M.'s Shiny Happy People was the original theme song choice for Friends but R.E.M. rejected the offer. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
TryTheBeal! Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 1 hour ago, Spaceman Spiff said: Hey, don't blame me for bringing it up TEG was the one who made the initial comment. Think he was driving a Miata? Close enough. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff Posted February 11 Share Posted February 11 10 minutes ago, Dan T. said: Polyamorous Sex Guru? Did they mean @Jumbo? 11 Link to post Share on other sites
Barry.Randolphe Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 How much longer until we hear there's a sextape? Link to post Share on other sites
JCB Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 C’mon, EVERYONE knows Clapper. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Dan T. Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 (edited) I majored in Polyamorous Tantric Sex Guruism in college, but switched to Art History my sophomore year. Too many 8 o'clock classes. And the labs were a ****. Edited February 12 by Dan T. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Evil Genius Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 18 hours ago, Spaceman Spiff said: Polyamorous Sex Guru? Did they mean @Jumbo? 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Momma There Goes That Man Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 I have nothing to critique. The more the poly lifestyle becomes mainstream the easier it is for me to keep pushing my wife to bring 2 of her friends in and be sister/friend wives. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Die Hard Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 On 2/11/2021 at 3:14 PM, Spaceman Spiff said: Polyamorous Sex Guru It’s pronounced S-L-U-T. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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