OT : Psychological Warfare

[Mickalino]

To quote George Dubya : "We will fight this war on ALL fronts", I have a military proposal for the "Psychological Front".

The Psychological Front has become an integral part of modern warfare, and here is what we must do :

1) One of the many bizarre beliefs of these people, is that it is sinful to fly a kite. Our response : Send several planes over there dropping hundreds of kites all over Afghanistan. They will run like hell from those "evil kites" in fear of their dastardly power. Another note : kites are about 2 million dollars cheaper than missiles, and may prove to be just as effective.

2) These people also believe that women are totally and completely inferior to men, even to the point of repression. Our response : Send an army full of women over there to kick their butts. The humiliation of getting their collective @sses whooped by a bunch of "repressed, inferior" women will be unbearable

Okay, maybe not too feasible, but just a thought.

[NavyDave]

Saudi Arabia which we are protecting has been trying to keep our female troops out of the eye of the locals which doesn't work thank God.

It was really funny in Bosnia where one of our sexy Jarhead honies were being saluted because they were LTs. This occured in the Muslim territory where there were a few radicals

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Take a sip of the Marty KoolAid and Believe

[redman]

Let's just drop Janet Reno on them? We'll dress her up like the Dread Pirate Roberts, just like Andre the Giant in The Princess Bride. That'll put the fear of God into 'em.

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"Loosen up, Sandy baby. You're just too damn tight!" - John Riggins to Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor

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"I fear we've awakened a sleeping giant, and filled him with a terrible resolve."

- Japanese Imperial Admiral Yamamoto, after hearing that the Japanese declaration of war failed to reach the U.S. government before the attack upon Pearl Harbor