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Jacksonville man arrested for repeatedly stealing neighbor's underwear from garage, police say

 

A Jacksonville man was arrested after he allegedly stole his neighbor's underwear out of her garage several times.

 

The woman told police that she saw surveillance video showing 56-year-old Nicolas Rojas entering her garage and stealing her underwear.

 

She told officers she decided to confront him when she saw him inside her garage for the third time on Monday.

 

She opened the door to the garage while Rojas was still inside.

 

She told officers Rojas asked her if she had any lemons. She told him she did not, and he left.

 

The woman told police she went to his house to ask him why he took her underwear.

 

She said he admitted he took it but did not give it back.

 

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Happy 172nd birthday, Florida!

 

On this day in 1845, the Florida Territory became the nation's 27th state.

 

With a population of about 60,000 people, Florida was granted statehood on March 3, 1845, though it wouldn't become a state for more than a year due to the politics of slavery.

 

The name Florida, which was "discovered" by Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de Leon in 1513, means "land of flowers" in Spanish.

 

Today, the Sunshine State ranks 3rd in population, with 20,612,439 residents as of July 1, 2015, according to the U.S. Census Bureau.

 

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Florida man accused of jumping naked out of van

 

VERO BEACH, Fla. - A Florida man was arrested after being found naked in a Steller Transportation work van with a fire extinguisher.

 

Police responded to a call at a Vero Beach Bank of America on Tuesday and the naked man jumped out of the van and starting yelling, according to the Sebastian Daily.

 

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Florida man tried to burn down store because ‘Muslim’ owner didn’t have his favorite kind of juice

 

A Port St. Lucie, FL man tried to burn down a convenience store on Friday because he mistakenly believed that the owners were Islamic Arabs and he was angry at them for not carrying his favorite kind of orange juice.

 

According to WPTV, police arrested 64-year-old Richard Lloyd when he gave himself up at the scene and told sheriff’s deputies that he was trying to “run the Arabs out of the country.”

 

Lloyd had visited the store in recent days and got into an altercation with the clerk on duty and the store owner because they did not carry his preferred brand of orange juice. The store owner — who is not Arabic, but Indian and not a Muslim — told WPTV that he is still in shock from the incident and declined to appear on camera.

 

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Catfish falls from sky in Florida

 

Bo and Terry Fountain were having a meeting with their tenants outside when something bizarre fell from the sky -- a catfish, the Tallahassee Democrat reports. 

 

“We heard a kapow,” Bo Fountain told the Democrat. “It sounded like a gunshot. Then a catfish landed on the ground.”

 

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Snake allegedly saves Lehigh woman from rape

 

LEHIGH ACRES, FL - A Lee County woman says she was choked, unconscious, and undressed by a man who tried to rape her in her own home.

 

The man may have got away with it had there not been a snake in the woman's bathroom just minutes before.

 

The Lehigh Acres woman called Lee County deputies on Friday after she found a snake in her bathroom.

 

Reports say shortly after, 28-year-old Malcolm Porter came up behind her and grabbed her by the neck.

 

She told deputies he choked her and demanded she had sex with him.

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The report says Porter took off the woman's underwear and threatened to kill her.

 

The victim told Porter to get condoms from another room. When he got off her, she ran outside to deputies responding to the snake call.

 

"Blessing in disguise that that happened," Soeder said.

 

"I think it's crazy that that happened," said Anita Ackley of Lehigh Acres.

 

Neighbors say the snake may have saved her as deputies arrived before it got any worse.

 

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I notice most Floridians won't even defend this anymore. Mad Mike was probably the biggest defender back in the day...he can't even defend it anymore. 

I don't know about Texas as a high rape state. Though I could be wrong. Last I saw it was in the lower 20's. Heck NC was somewhere in the top 5 of least forced rapes. 

 

Alaska was #1 in forced rapes last I recall. I don't like even reading about that type of stuff. Rape jokes are probably the only jokes that don't make me laugh. 

I get jokes about stereotypes, race, sex, and such... I don't get a rape joke. It is beyond being blue comedy, it's simply disrespectful to the victims. 

 

 

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Florida man steals from woman with disability, spends $9,000 at strip club, police say

 

A Florida man is accused of stealing $138,000 from a woman with mental disabilities and spending $9,000 at a strip club.

 

According to the Tampa Bay Times, 48-year-old William Tideberg of Holiday convinced 69-year-old Maryanne Andersen, who suffers from a mental disability, to move in with him from out of state. Tideberg stole the money from Andersen before leaving her alone in a house without furniture, police said.

 

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Authorities said Tideberg was eventually able to transfer money from another of her accounts, withdrawing $134,910 over the counter and another $4,020 from ATMs. He spent $9,237 of the woman’s money at a strip club in Holiday, Florida, police said.

 

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Drinking mom couldn't recall where daughter was, falsely reported girl kidnapped, deputies say

 

A 29-year-old Palm Beach County woman has been charged with child neglect after authorities said she falsely reported her daughter had been kidnapped from a Greenacres market.

 

Maria Irias was booked into the Palm Beach County jail Sunday after admitting to detectives that she made up the story because she “had been drinking most of the day and she simply can’t remember where her daughter" was, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office.

 

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Florida Woman Threatens Rowers

 

Florida woman Donna Betts was arrested after she stood on a dock behind her Sarasota home pointing a rifle and threatening 100 Sarasota Crew Team rowers and their coaches getting ready to practice on the water behind her home. 

 

She is the wife of Allman Brothers guitarist Dickie Betts. She faces 18 counts of aggravated assault with a firearm.

 

http://www.heraldtribune.com/news/20170328/dickey-betts-wife-accused-of-pointing-gun-at-rowers

 

Donna%20Betts

 

- She is clearly a Black Hearted Woman

- A rowing coach pleaded with her to drop the gun, calling out "Sweet Mama (Lay Your Burdens Down)."  He soon realized his pleas were Wasted Words and there was only One Way Out - row like hell.

- No word on the weather at the time. Presumably Blue Sky though.

- Punishment for the crime is either prison time or being Tied to the Whipping Post.

 

 

 

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