China Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 18 hours ago, BleedBNG said: Whoever painted this crosswalk should probably go back to “SCOHOL.” https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-florida-school-crosswalk-misspelled-20190419-osetedg4o5flnjq2otmq36fgf4-story.html Methinks Some alCOHOL was involved. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SemperFi Skins Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 https://floridaman.com/florida-man-gets-beat-up-by-the-easter-bunny/?utm_source=browser&utm_medium=push_notification&utm_campaign=PushCrew_notification_1555952958&pushcrew_powered=1 Easter Bunny doesn't take any crap in Florida... https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwiz31Fgo7v/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoshuaj Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 (edited) And to put the cherry on top of the pugilistic bunny story, our furry little hero is wanted in that northern suburb of Florida known as New Jersey: Edited April 24, 2019 by stoshuaj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 DAMMIT! I was coming to this thread to post the Easter Bunny fight. I think of this thread anytime I see Florida involved in anything weird now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SemperFi Skins Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 56 minutes ago, Forehead said: DAMMIT! I was coming to this thread to post the Easter Bunny fight. I think of this thread anytime I see Florida involved in anything weird now. It's easy to do, Florida sucks... been trying to move out of here the last few years. I've been down here for 5 and it just keeps getting worse. Florida York Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 Knock, knock. Who's there? An investigator. Aggressive gator bangs on glass door of woman's home in Flagler County FLAGLER COUNTY, Fla. - A Flagler County woman came home to an unexpected guest banging on her glass door. Donna Heiss said she pulled into her garage at her house on Edward Drive in Palm Coast when her neighbors yelled at her to get inside. VIDEO Heiss found a alligator up against her glass door and side lights. Click on the link for the full article and video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 Man assaults Domino’s coworker over ‘Avengers: Endgame’ spoiler " A Domino's restaurant employee in Texas was written a citation after police say he assaulted a co-worker for revealing an "Avengers: Endgame" spoiler. " https://www.wistv.com/2019/04/30/man-assaults-dominos-coworker-over-avengers-endgame-spoiler/ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 ^^^ That's not Florida! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hersh Posted May 1, 2019 Share Posted May 1, 2019 (edited) 36 minutes ago, TheGreatBuzz said: ^^^ That's not Florida! only someone from Florida would mistakenly post that here. Edited May 1, 2019 by Hersh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 (edited) http://www.fox5dc.com/facebook-instant/elderly-florida-woman-fends-off-300-pound-half-naked-burglar-with-a-baseball-bat A burglar wearing only his underwear tried to break into a great-grandma’s car but the woman, armed with a baseball bat, wasn't having it. “This is my weapon, right here! Mess with me, I'm gonna try to pop you!” said the woman, Clarese Gainey, 65, and that's exactly what cops say Gainey did to Antonio Mosley. Edited May 2, 2019 by ixcuincle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 ^Great grandma at 65? That means on average the women in her family have been giving birth at age 16 for four generations. SMH. Couple Had Sex In Front Of Police Headquarters Two Florida lovebirds are facing criminal charges after they were caught having sex Monday night on the sidewalk outside police headquarters in Key West, according to an arrest report. Cops say that Gary Hill and Crystal Frances had shared a pint of vodka before they began trysting in public. Cops learned about the coupling around 9 PM from a female passerby who reported that a duo was poised to have sex in front of headquarters. When a patrolman went outside to investigate, he spotted the 46-year-old Hill with his pants down having sex with Frances (who was not wearing pants or underwear). The couple, lying down on the sidewalk, was "actively engaging in sexual intercourse," police charge. “I’m horny,” Hill explained when confronted by the officer. “She was giving it up to me right then and there.” Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooka Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 Orlando Sentinel: Wanted Florida man hoped blonde wig would disguise him from deputies as he biked away: report A Florida fugitive wanted on drug charges tried to elude deputies surrounding the home he was in Thursday by donning a long blonde wig and riding off on a bicycle, the Brevard County Sheriff's Office said. The wig didn't work, and agents caught up with and arrested Robert “Bobby” Walls soon after watching him ride away, deputies said. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 On 5/4/2019 at 9:50 PM, China said: ^Great grandma at 65? That means on average the women in her family have been giving birth at age 16 for four generations. SMH. Or 21ish for 3 generations and the youngest is a baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 On 5/4/2019 at 9:50 PM, China said: ^Great grandma at 65? That means on average the women in her family have been giving birth at age 16 for four generations. SMH. Florida...? Oh, yeah, Florida. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 Haines City police: Man charged with DUI after crashing lawn mower into police cruiser HAINES CITY — County music star George Jones would have been proud. On Saturday, a Haines City man was arrested on drunk driving charges after police said he crashed a lawn mower into a police cruiser. Gary Wayne Anderson, 68, crashed into the cruiser outside Rodriguez Fashion, 1100 U.S. 17/92 N., about 7 p.m. while a Haines City police officer was away from the car, police reported. Anderson acknowledged hitting the cruiser, but offered an excuse of being drunk and said there was no damage to the car, according to a release from the HCPD. He failed the field sobriety test and was taken to the Haines City Police Department. At the department, Anderson told officers he had been poisoned by police and demanded to be taken to a hospital, the HCPD said. At Heart of Florida Regional Medical Center, his blood-alcohol level was .241 — more than three times the legal limit of 0.08%, according to Mike Ferguson, a spokesman for the HCPD. Cocaine was also found in Anderson’s system, police reported. Anderson’s mood shifted from laughing to aggressive, and at one point he directed racial slurs at an officer, police reported. Anderson’s driver’s license has been suspended since 1978. He has two prior drunk driving convictions. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) Two Hendry County high schools go too far with senior pranks HENDRY COUNTY, Fla -- High school pranks. A lot of you might have participated in them, but students at two Hendry County high schools may have gone too far -- with $20,000 in damages at one school and a cheeky hacked memo going out at another. Labelle Senior High School students managed to send an email addressed to all faculty, staff, and students about a "Mandatory Penis Inspection," yes you read that correctly. "It was something funny, but at the same time it was something scary," said Kenneth Carrion, a parent who lives in Labelle. Carrion says he found the humor in it, but he says it’s something serious too. "You get some high schooler hacking into the system, think about it, what are we doing wrong for security?" The Labelle High Dean of Students did send an email to parents apologizing for the prank, but exactly how the students pulled it off is something the district is still looking into. Click on the link for the full article Edited May 9, 2019 by China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Stolen car crashes into home after being chased by stolen deputy cruiser, police say BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. - When a stolen Orange County patrol SUV attempted to pull over a stolen car in Cocoa early Thursday morning, police said the driver of the car drove off and crashed into a home. Cocoa police said the patrol vehicle was stolen out of Rockledge and used to attempt to pull over vehicles in Cocoa starting around 1:40 a.m. That includes a black Cadillac that fled the imposter officer, crashing through the garage of a Cocoa home. Police said the was reported stolen out of West Palm Beach. The homeowner said his wife was asleep in the garage when the stolen car came crashing through. A 911 caller said the car missed the woman by inches. Soon after the crash, police said an officer noticed the Orange County patrol car trying to pull over drivers on Piske Boulevard. After that, officers said, the stolen patrol car sped away. Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nonniey Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) On 5/4/2019 at 6:50 PM, China said: ^Great grandma at 65? That means on average the women in her family have been giving birth at age 16 for four generations. SMH. ........ Check your math. A 65 year old could be a great grandmother with an average age giving birth at just under 22 years (remember that 4th generation hasn't given birth so you divide by 3 not 4). Edited May 9, 2019 by nonniey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 Man, 73, killed ‘disrespectful’ wife then told neighbors, police say A Plantation man shot his wife in the face, returned his revolver to a bedroom closet, walked to a neighbor’s house and confessed that he’d killed her, police said. When police got to the crime scene in the 10400 block of Northwest Fifth Street on Wednesday night, Marisa Sherman was sitting upright on the living room couch. She’d clearly been shot in the face at point blank range, according to a police report. De Baere, with blood spattered on his legs and boxer shorts, told police he and his wife had been arguing over her interactions with a former coworker when De Baere took issue with “the way that she was talking to him,” his arrest report said. De Baere told her to stop but she kept speaking to him disrespectfully, De Baere told police, so he got his Taurus .38-caliber revolver, stood over his wife and took aim. "She still would not listen to him,” the report said. From a distance of about three feet, De Baere intentionally shot his wife in the face “one or two times,” the report said. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 10, 2019 Share Posted May 10, 2019 ^ Reminds me of "The Crate" in Creepshow where Hal Holbrook keeps fantasizing about killing his **** of a wife (Adrienne Barbeau): Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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China Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED AFTER ALLEGEDLY STEALING TRUCK FULL OF COFFINS Highway patrol arrested a man who was suspected of stealing a box truck full of caskets in Jacksonville, Florida on Monday. Having been alerted to be on the lookout for a Ryder truck by Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office, which had been reported stolen from a Jacksonville casket company, Florida Highway Patrol located the vehicle shortly before noon on Monday. However, once a trooper ran tags on the truck, the driver failed to pull over and pressed ahead instead. A 25-mile chase on Interstate 295 ensued, with police chasing the truck and eventually managing to halt it after it came off the interstate and stopped at a red light at the intersection between Martin Luther King Jr. Parkway and Moncrief Road. Once they stopped the truck, troopers found out it was carrying a rather unusual load, which included three caskets. However, the caskets were empty. They were not the only unusual item officers found in the truck, which was also carrying a payment collection machine belonging to a car wash. “There could be anywhere from 20 bucks to several hundred bucks in quarters in those machines, depending on how often the owner will empty out those coins,” Bryan explained. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Felony Rap In Alleged Sanitary Napkin Battery MAY 15--In today’s installment of Vile News from Florida... A 29-year-old woman was arrested Monday evening after striking a hospital worker with a “used” feminine product that the suspect had removed from her pants, police report. Defendant Coffii Castellion sought treatment in the emergency room of the Mease Dunedin Hospital, which is about seven miles from her residence in Largo, a Tampa Bay suburb. While in the hospital, cops say, Castellion swiped seven bathing cloths and ten sets of hospital slippers estimated to be worth a combined $10.79. That minor pilferage cost Castellion a felony rap since she has two prior theft convictions. Castellion then doubled up her docket sheet when she allegedly “took a feminine pad from underneath her pants and threw it at a health care provider,” striking the female victim in the stomach with the "used product." Seen above, Castellion was charged with battery on health service personnel. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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