Om Posted September 27, 2001 Share Posted September 27, 2001 I hereby swear to hunt down the next person (media types mostly, but posters too) who says the George / Schottenheimer situation was like "trying to fit a square peg into a round hole" and soak their underwear in Icy Hot. For God's sake, fellow pigskins lovers, let's show some creativity: It's like trying to market an adult film starring Marge Schott and Madeline Albright. It's like taking NavyDave to a Mapplethorpe exhibit. It's like ordering Chardonnay at Morton's. It's like pinching an inch on Jerry Jones' face. It's like getting the last word with Art. Help me out here, brothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry Posted September 27, 2001 Share Posted September 27, 2001 It's like telling Sandra Day O'Connor to lighten up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soliloquy Posted September 27, 2001 Share Posted September 27, 2001 It's like finding Om at a loss for words! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildbill Posted September 27, 2001 Share Posted September 27, 2001 Its like wildbill adding a post that's worth a DAM [ by wildbillskins on September 27, 2001.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkPSkins Posted September 27, 2001 Share Posted September 27, 2001 is like... ...Expecting Anna K. to win a tennis tournament. ...trying to get a dollar to work in a Metro Machine when the line is really long behind you. ...expecting George dubya to speak eloquently ...me expecting to get laid by Jessica Alba ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://www.texaspitts.com/nakedskins.gif" border=0> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted September 27, 2001 Share Posted September 27, 2001 It's like.... Osama Bin Laden buying a Ford. ------------------ <IMG SRC="http://members1.chello.nl/~irmbouwman/gamestarter/sexy20.gif" border=0> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted September 27, 2001 Share Posted September 27, 2001 -Expecting to see nothing but mild mannered English Soccer fans at EURO Tournaments. To be attracted initially to a woman because of her intellect and not her 38D-26-36 figure. I'd go to the exhibit . . . with paint thinner, clorox,as well as a hammer and chisel ------------------ Take a sip of the Marty KoolAid and Believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ford Posted September 27, 2001 Share Posted September 27, 2001 It's like ...trying to get CNN/SI to offer top notch sports coverage ...FedEx field trying to compare to the atmospher of RFK ...Asking Norv not to laugh ...Marion Berry preaching about sobriety and trying to end corruption ...Going to the Mall/Union Station/Woodley Park in July and expecting to have peaceful, tourist free day ...Buying Men's Journal and being sure that you will look just like the guy on the cover if you do exactly what they say ...Guaranteeing two wins against Dallas every year ------------------ The Redskins HQ Forum RedskinsHQ.com [ by RedskinsHQ on September 27, 2001.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted September 27, 2001 Author Share Posted September 27, 2001 Pauly Shore playing Rooster Cogburn. Gary Coleman playing the Terminator. Snoop Dog singing the Barney theme. Janet Reno gettin' down on SNL (oh, wait ... ) Elizabeth Dole hiding the little blue pills. Osama bin Laden buying a Lady Remington. John Paul II moshing at a Limp Bizkit concert. Streisand dueting with Marilyn Manson. Streisand dueting with Charles Manson. Hanson dueting with either Manson. Om knowing when to stop. * (Gosh, Soliloquy ... I, um ... don't know what to, you know ... say. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Posted September 27, 2001 Share Posted September 27, 2001 While I'm still waiting for Art to get the last word.... ....like trying to get beer for 3 bucks at FedEx Field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 27, 2001 Share Posted September 27, 2001 Hey, Marty got rid of George "like sh!t through a goose" when he saw that George was as "a french fry short of a happy meal", and "jumpier then a nympho in a sausage shop" on the field. George got "scerwed, blued, and tatooed" by Marty in the eyes of some folks, but with Banks "in the cat bird seat",and being "a real go getter", Marty could have stumbled onto "a diamond in the rough". ------------------ Steal your face right off your head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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