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What movie character best defines the Redskins right now?

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The organization (Ed Rooney): Can't get anything right:



The fans (Marsellus Wallace): Because we have been beaten up, ran over by a car, and anally raped.




How everyone else views the Redskins (Milton):  Stuck in the basement and don't even have our red stapler




The actual Redskins (Kenny): Because he gets killed every week and still shows up the next week only to be killed again:



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Okay, not exactly a movie, but ...


The players: Squidward Tentacles - some talent, but surrounded by a couple of losers (see below)


The owner:  Spongebob Squarepants - hyper, filled with wild ideas, makes money at the Krusty Krab (NFL) just flipping burgers (coaches)


The front office/coaches:  Patrick Star - braindead stupid


Which episode are we going to watch on Sunday?

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How about Regina George from Mean Girls.


We look good on the outside (Desean Jackson, Jason Hatcher, Pierre Garcon, RGIII, Alfred Morris, Ryan Kerrigan, Brian Orakpo) but on the inside we're nothing but a backstabbing, low IQ, sensitive, and selfish ****. 


And of course no one likes us because of our owner and "racist" name.

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