Spaceman Spiff Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Talking with a buddy of mine today, his wife is a Steelers fan and he's the biggest Redskins fan I know. He asked his wife what movie character she can think of that best represents the Steelers and she said the Anthony Hopkins character at the end of Legends of The Fall. My buddy said the Redskins are the s*** pie from "The Help" which isn't really a movie character, but it's a good analogy, I think. To me, the Redskins are the Wet Bandits from Home Alone, Harry and Marv. Knocked off a few houses (beat the Jags real big early on) and started feeling pretty good about themselves. And then, it's just a comedy of errors from there on out, stumbling and falling all over each other, completely inept. And like Marv leaving the water on in each house, the Redskins definitely have a signature for their losses...pick one, horrible QB play, shoddy defense, bad special teams, etc. What say you? Link to post Share on other sites
Momma There Goes That Man Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 I'm gonna go with the tarantula that Kevin puts on Larry's face at the end of Home Alone. I have arachnophobia and there isn't a single redeeming quality that stupid spider has in life, which is pretty much how I feel about this tragedy of a football team. Link to post Share on other sites
spjunkies Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Seems about right Link to post Share on other sites
profusion Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite. Link to post Share on other sites
Red Cloud Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Gotta be Steve Martin in The Jerk? Link to post Share on other sites
Boss_Hogg Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Karl Childers. "Biscuits n gravy mmmmmm hmmmm" Link to post Share on other sites
ConnSKINS26 Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 The guy in the middle. Link to post Share on other sites
NIKKI8 Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 I'm not sure what character I would pick to describe the Redskins team but as a Redskins fan I feel like the apple pie from american pie. Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost of Nibbs McPimpin Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 It's Willy from Bad Santa. Right now, he seems to function, permanently drunk, a real piece of garbage in many respects, but you realize that by the end, he's a better person than Marcus and he was all along, and it's going to eventually show up, even if by dumb luck. Link to post Share on other sites
ANONYMOUS SOURCE. Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 White Goodman... Link to post Share on other sites
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SoulSkin Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Team character: Old Rocky Balboa, all busted up, dumb as a brick. treasuring memories from years gone by. Maybe we'll get one more shot though. As fans, we are all the guy in the background in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Link to post Share on other sites
justadude Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Danger from Million dollar baby Link to post Share on other sites
rskin72 Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Bad news bears.....maybe gang that couldn't shoot straight..... I know, movies....but still appropriate.... Link to post Share on other sites
HOF44 Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 I'd say the Pharoh from Moses. Link to post Share on other sites
Bang Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Stanley Spadowski comes to mind ~Bang Link to post Share on other sites
London Kev Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 I love me some Cletus, he's dumb as **** and can't get anything right. The Washington Slack Jawed Yokels, anyone? Link to post Share on other sites
Rayn Steebonz Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Have they made The Born Loser into a movie yet? Link to post Share on other sites
redrobert Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 The Horse from The Godfather... Link to post Share on other sites
AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Andy Richter from Cabin Boy. Link to post Share on other sites
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Mr. Sinister Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Can`t Getright from the movie Life Link to post Share on other sites
HogHeaven84 Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Do cartoons count...? Charlie Brown Link to post Share on other sites
thebluefood Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 Stanley Spadowski comes to mind ~Bang But he's awesome and a rousing success, despite being a total flipping idiot. Link to post Share on other sites
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