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HOLY ****!  I looked at her FB page.  Can't. Stop. Laughing. Hysterically.

 

Few thoughts:

 

1.  She absolutely looks like a dude.

 

2.  Her FB banner is pictures of Phelps :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

3.  I now understand why he got that 2nd DUI.  I too would have been drowning my regrets in copious amounts of alcohol.

 

4.  Based on just her profile page, the chick is certifiably bat-**** crazy.

 

5.  Publicity surrounding this couldn't have happened to a nicer dude.  Phelps, I mean.

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Weird.

 

Nothing on her Facebook profile seems to indicate that she is dating or was dating Michael Phelps besides her saying so. It honestly comes off a little stalker-ish. I wouldn't be surprised if she is lying about her relationship with him. Overall, very weird story.

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Weird.

 

Nothing on her Facebook profile seems to indicate that she is dating or was dating Michael Phelps besides her saying so. It honestly comes off a little stalker-ish. I wouldn't be surprised if she is lying about her relationship with him. Overall, very weird story.

She's totally setting herself up for a porn career.

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So, wonder when Phelps is going to come out with a statement on this one.  What could he possibly say....  here are a few options, and their potential consequences:

 

1. Statement: "I have no idea who this person is."

Consequence: Media hacks his tinder account, discovers they were communicating. Also Person comes out with a real picture of them together.

Consequence: "You lying homo."

 

2. Statement: "I knew this person and we had a brief relationship.  It is now over."

Consequence: "You homo."

Consequence: "You should not have broken up with her. That makes you a unisexaphobe and a bigot."

 

3. Statement: "I knew this person and we had a brief relationship. Now that I realize this person was a man, I feel betrayed and the relationship is over."

Consequence: "You homo."

Consequence: "You bigot."

Consequence "You ignorant bigot. This person was unisex, not a man. Just because this person had a penis does not mean that this Person was a man.  She had it removed and had fake breasts installed under her skin. You are stupid and do not understand gender terminology or the power of cosmetic surgery."

 

4. Statement: "I just got out of rehab, and for the first time in 6 weeks I'm ready to puke."

Consequence: "You bigot. You should have continued to date her because of the strength she displayed in coming out on facebook and admitting that she was born unisex. You had no right to know.  But the rest of the United States did. She is much stronger than you.  She should have dumped you, not the other way around."

 

5. Statement: "We hooked up one time and i was really drunk. I had no idea she was a man, and I never saw her again."

Consequence: "You homo."

Consequence: "You bigoted unisex-o-mizer. You should have called her back. You forced her to come out on facebook. Also, if she had anything to drink during your sexual encounter you are a rapist."

 

6. Statement: Make no statement.

Consequence: "You homo."

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I have NO idea what you are talking about. ...which is probably a good thing.

Look it up, I did the last time she mentioned it. I had no idea there was an uneasy relationship in the rainbow boat between some lesbians and some transsexuals.

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The LGBT community is like any other - some get along fine, others not so much, cliques form, and so forth.

There are bisexuals who avoid LGBT events/groups like the plague because of the attitudes that has been displayed towards them by *some* lesbians and gays ("Bisexuals are not natural" "Bisexuals are just confused" "Bisexuals are immoral" etc).

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The LGBT community is like any other - some get along fine, others not so much, cliques form, and so forth.

There are bisexuals who avoid LGBT events/groups like the plague because of the attitudes that has been displayed towards them by *some* lesbians and gays ("Bisexuals are not natural" "Bisexuals are just confused" "Bisexuals are immoral" etc).

I thought sexual attraction was an attribute gained at some point in the process of creation? Odd to see members of the gay comminity using the same arguments those who'd like to "cure" gays employ. Weird.

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