SEF Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Two friends were driving across Texas when they were pulled over for speeding. The cop walked up to the drivers window and tapped it with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and the cop smacked him in the forehead with his nightstick. "What the hell did you do that for?", the driver screamed. "Well, boy, I'll tell you why. When you get pulled over by a Texas Ranger you best get your license, registration, and proof of insurance out and ready before I get to your car. Remember that, you hear me?", replied the cop. The driver gave the paperwork to the Ranger and he wrote him a ticket for speeding. The Ranger then walked to the passenger side and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The passenger rolled down his window and the Ranger smacked him in the forehead with his nightstick. "Why are you hitting me?", the passenger said. "I'm just giving you your wish.", said the Ranger. The passenger was dumbfounded. "My wish? What are you talking about?" "Well", said the Ranger, "as soon as you drove off you would of said, "I wish he'd of done that **** to ME". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sippin2020 Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 (Told in heavy Scottish accent) Old man McGregor walks into a Scottish pub, sits down next to a young lad and orders a beer from the bartender...... "Bartender, one beer please...and one for my young friend here." McGregor turns to the young lad and says, "Young lad...do you see that road out there....I built that road....but do they call me McGregor the road builder....NOOOOOOOO!" "Bartender, two more beers please." After finishing his second beer, McGregor again turns to the young lad and says, "Young lad...do you see that fence out there.....I built that fence....do they call me McGregor the fence builder....NOOOOOOOO!" "Bartender, four beers please and two shots please." After finishing the beers McGregor, pretty sloppy at this point, looks at the young lad and says, "Young lad...do you see that canal out there....I dug that canal...do they call me McGregor the canal digger....NOOOOOOO!" "But you F*ck one goat......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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